Hoshiko: So, I’ve been hearing about how Sephiroth cares about Sayori more than he does you
Kashiko: Well yes, but what about it?
Hoshiko, placing her hand on Kashiko’s shoulder: I have the perfect plan. Why don’t you threaten to hurt Sayori right in Sephiroth’s face if he doesn’t start to give you the attention he gives Sayori?
Kashiko, visibly agitated: N-no! I can’t do that! There’s a reason Sephiroth is somewhat partial towards Sayori, and I have dedicated the rest of my life to making sure they are safe from torment
Hoshiko: Why are you so scared to negotiate the attention you deserve, huh? Well if you won’t do it, I’ll do it myself!
Kashiko: Hoshiko-
Sephiroth, placing his hand on Kashiko’s shoulder: *looks directly at Hoshiko* The friendship between the three of us does not involve you. Now leave before you get impaled by either of us!
Hoshiko: *runs away in fear, whispering* I hate you, Sephiroth
Sephiroth: For all the ways she’s traumatized students, I might’ve treated her a little too nicely. I probably missed my chance to stab her but oh well
Kashiko: Don’t get too worked up about it, Sephiroth. One day, it will eventually bite her
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