I N C O M P E T E N T N I N C O M P O O P S

Demonslayer dragnoc: IMA TRAIN YOU SO HARD THOSE MUCLES AND BONES WILL BE DUST!

Megumi: *cracks whip on the lazy people*

*he keeps making snapping noises at people who stop moving or are being lazy the noise scares them*

Megumi: STOP LAGGING AROUND.

STOP STOPPING OR I SWEAR TO GOD THE SNAPPING WONT JUST BE MY FANGS!

Megumi: DAMN IDIOTS

WHY ARE DEMON SLAYERS SO LAZY

Megumi: INCOMPETENT NINCOMPOOPS.

I SWEAR I COULD JUST *grabs a Boulder and snaps it in half with rage* ON ONE OF THEM

Megumi: THEY NEED TO GET THAT STUPID MARK.

YES THEY DO

Megumi: I'mma train these dipshits so hard they'll wish they were f**king dead.

How about we train them together?

Megumi: H E L L Y E S

These guys are gonna feel like they are going through hell and back

Megumi: OH HELL YEAH.

lets go train them!

Megumi: These guys are gonna go through H E L L

yep!

Megumi: *cracks a whip* KEEP SWINGING THOSE SWORDS UNTIL YOUR ARMS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF.

*makes a snapping noise with his fangs* KEEP RUNNING UNTIL YOUR LEGS FEEL LIKE THEY WERE CHOPPED OFF!

Tanjiro: .-. *Somewhat concerned*
(Note, I kinda set this RP in my AU, so Tanjiro is an adult and a Hashira.)

Hi tanjiro how you doing?

Tanjiro: I'm ok. But your students?

Oh their fine this is normal right megumi?

Megumi: Yep!

See perfectly normal

Tanjiro: ok-
One of the slayers: h-help.....
Genya(HE LIVED! Thanks to Megumi): *shoots* HELL NAH. YA'LL GET BACK TO TRAINING. I'M F**KING HELPING.

Thanks genya much appreciated

Thank you genya