cmon do something

relatable

Yeah

Remember when I said one got stuff you've never seen? Well here's the evidence

It took me a while to find it cause of her long ago it was

Oh, but that doesn't scare me *looks at his fingernails because that's something threatening* You have no idea the power I have *zaps 682 next to you while an announcement blares "682 has left their containment post! Evacuate the site!"* I should probably put this back, but *chuckles* you have no idea who you're dealing with. Saying that I had no anomalous properties was just a cover up for what I can do... don't mess with a reality bender *He says as he walks away*

*Rolls his eyes* Ugh. Watch this. *Changes to look like you* It's a cloaking device. It can make the wearer look like a different person. Unfortunately, I'm still working out the kinks on the invisibility part. But when I do, I'm gonna try and give one to every Foundation Worker. Starting with the 05's first of course.*Changes back to normal* It's powered by body heat. So when the wearer dies,b they'll turn back to what they look like normally. *Turns back to his work*

*Instantaneously teleports back to you and looks at the tech* Hmm, interesting, but I'd imagine the human body staying warm for a bit after termination, so you should modify it to track the pulse. Also, I can see right through your disguise, while the normal eye cannot, I notice tiny, unfixable bugs. We'd love to use your technology, just share it with the scientific department and we can make more modifications. I don't wish to harm you, I see you for the brilliant mind you are. But you don't seem to very fond of the foundation-- ignoring, of course, the fact you work here. May I ask why or is it something personal?

That's actually a good idea. Yeah like I said, there's a few kinks today need to be worked out. Well, I did nearly get terminated for trying to control a situation.

Oh and did I mention it alters the voice to sound like who they are cloaked as?

*You look down to see the cloaking device is gone from your hands and O5-8 has it, he then says (As you)* Interesting.

*Looks around for the device* Oh yeah. It is interesting isn't it? I got the metal from a meteor I found a couple dozen miles away from this facility. It's still there. I'm not sure if it's truly anomolus but it's the secret behind the devices success.

You have to read this... I swear to god I cried. (https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6303) I just want to say that even though this is april fools this is not a prank.

Yes you're right it is sad

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