irl too

Fr tho?💀

YES AND LITERALLY EVERYONE IRL WAS LIKE CRYING TODAY SO I HAD TO TALK WITH THEM

I AM A RADICAL POLITICAL EXTREMIST AND I WANT TO COMMIT MASS AMOUNTS OF HORROR TO HUMANKINS FOR MY POLITICAL AGENDA AND I WANT TO START A NUCLEAR CONFLICT TO REBUILD THE WORLD AND MAKE THE WORLD RESTART AND GROW INTO A COMMUNIST UTOPIA I AM MENTALLY INSANE AND IM ON THE FBI WATCH LIST BC I WAS REPORTED TO HAVE STASHED BOMBS WITH A PLAN TO BLOW UP THE LOCAL POLICE STATION SO I COULD DO MORE HORRORS AND GET AWAY WITH IT I AM A MENACE TO SOCIETY IF YOU SEE ME PRAY IM NOT IN POLITICAL RAGE AND RUN

cool

can we do business together

Idk maybe

aight gimme a time and place

PissDonald's at 4:20 AM

AIGHT

Because you are the only one that doesn’t make it a joke

is that a bad thing-

No

oh

Hey, suicide jokes can be great coping mechanisms.

I got my suicide note

testicals

oh

pre-birth child preserver***

I’m the priest and you’re the therapist

ah yes

Do you have any cringe to confess

YES

Confess when I get back gotta go

okay bye

Back

hi

So what was the crjnge

me

Your existence
I see
Your penance is to fast for 2 hours

bet

I absolve you of your cringe in the name of the Father Son Holy Spirit and whoever made Imgflip

thank you

some dude named dylan

Christianity in the solar system

Yes

YES

cuz knowledge comes from experience

O o p

rostid

wym

idk i hope it burned

it didnt

dang
did u listen to Journey?

idk did I

srsly did u

no my sister is sitting across the table

then put some earbuds on

doesn't make you a bad friend

you do that to anyone

true
but I bully u a lot

8D

what

I can progress!

🤠

Yay

*takes the cap off and throws it away*

*cap respawns*

IM SO SORRYYYY *huggo*

thanks

no

im just lonely at dance ever since the shoe-
the shoe-
*SOBS*

do you have a slipper fetish from that slipper

dont got any

thats kinda cringe

I'm used to it but I wouldn't call that bullying

I’m annoying

but then how do you progress in hte level?

yuh

:)

wym

why did u reply with oh to my question

im sorry im broke

do you want me to ship u some money
just gimme ur address

cool!

8D

no

it was my bestie 🥲

LMAO U HAVE NO FRENDS

yay

none of my friends dance

then clone urself

not really

Ok
I AM A GOOD FRIEND

you dont

you just stay noob forever 🤯

but Im a destiny 2 sweat: no game is impossible

no thanks

plus dont you already know my address

I was bluffing

:]

ur a gud frend, sry 4 being a bad one

Ew no

the world doesn't need more of this monstrosity

if ur a monstrosity im satan's son

no

U HURT MY FEEWINGS

rude

how

you're not a bad friend

I t-bag u

no youre not

cap

idk

im sorry

did u listen to it??

did I

r u not listening to it just cuz its video game music

cool

:D YAY

you b l u f f e d

I thought you were s e r i o u s

we- we could have gone to dance together man 🥺 why'd you do that

you make that sound like ur homiesexual

no cap

Cap

oh

now ur trying to hide the fact that u r

B]

get destiny 2 and we can be gamer frends