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Lol

Aye. Me bottle o' scrumpeh!

A bottle of what?

You mean beer?

NO! Scrumpy, lad!

What's Scrumpy?

*visibly angry*
Ye don't know what scrumpy is, lad? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT IS BY BEATIN' ONE OF ME EMPTY BOTTLES O' IT OVER YER WEE HEAD!!

*grabs shotgun* Sit down you're drunk!

*charges towards you at breakneck speeds*

Aye! Thanks mate.

Oh good. Have a good day.

*hits him in the head with the boy of the gun* Oh! Are you okay

*but*

*but of the gun*

*is literally dead*
*dead as hell*
*timer appears on the top of your helmet's hud*
"Respawn wave in: 00:15"

*wide eyes* What have I done! I was only supposed to knock him out not f****ing kill him. Let's hope he respawns without the drunkness

*an audible pop can be heard*
...
Oh, I need a drink!

Ok. A Scrumpy?

Aye!

Also have you ever heard of the Galic Gladiator?

who?

Look it up

:)

🙂