does posting in the stream for the past 2 years
all my memes getting to the dark humor front page
and making 70,000 points a week
earning the position?
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Hmm. Well then...May I ask I'd you have any modding experience?
ELias: How does an injured cat even run up a tree?
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???:Mind you, I'm not just any old cat! I'm a hellborn neko! And I very much want to say in this form until the CEO of the Kitsune Corps shows up so I can beat them up! Show em the power of what nekos and hellborn nekos can do!
???:Hellborn neko, regular nekos don't have powers....Unless you count the fact we both can turn into our feline forms like I'm in that form now.
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S irain: oh no here let me help *summons bandages and starts wrapping them around the wound*
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???:*hisses*
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S irain: shhh i'm helping you *finishes wrapping the bandages around the wound* there
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???:*the cat turns into a person (that's how they roughly look like https://i.imgflip.com/6aaxag.jpg )* .....
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S irain: oh alright then
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???:why did you even help me?
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S irain: because I love cats and I wasn't just going to let you bleed out
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???:ok?
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S irain: so what even happened to mess you up so bad
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Crow:so how do we torture him?
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S irain: we could slowly stretch his limbs
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Crow:hmph- why?
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S irain: your fluffy and seeing your reaction is interesting
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Crow:Yup! No heroes managed to take on the Kitsune Corps, but I'm not exactly a hero so...
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S irain: and i'm a being who doesn't understand the concept of good and evil
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Crow:*shrugs while blepping*
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S irain: hmm what do you usually do for fun
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Crow:Hmm...This makes me wonder what the CEO of the Kitsune Corps is afraid off.
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S irain: who?
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???:*angry cat noises*
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S irain: hehe
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Crow:*casually just sits in a super awkward looking position* So...Tell me a little more about yourself then.
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S irain: well I like to trick humans by shapeshifting into scary forms
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*the police officer seems to following Crow to somewhere*
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S irain: *quietly follows them*
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Crow:*their ears perked up with joy* Really?
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S irain: yes really
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*The officer turns round, screaming in fear but it's muffled as Crow turns back to normal, putting their hand over their mouth, gagging them*
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S irain: *his voice sounds distorted* hehe so fun!
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Crow:*shrugs* Whereever the Kitsune Corps Headquarters may be located, you?
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S irain: I just was sitting here since I don't have much else to do
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Crow:.....
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S irain: *smiles*
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Crow:Yep.
The Officer:*muffled screaming*
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S irain: *knocks the officer out*
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???:My...what?
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S irain: your name like what people call you
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Crow:*happiness noise*
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S irain: so where should we cause mischief first?
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Crow:Well then
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S irain: so where were you heading to?
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Crow:*annoyed hiss*
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S irain: oh sorry *stops petting Crow*
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Crow:Yup, this stuff is easy if you how to fool someone. *wanders over in cat form to thenpolticr officer, distracting them*
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S irain: *waiting for his chance*
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Crow:*shrugs*
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S irain: *continues to pet Crow* well I can do this all day
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???:I really don't blame ya there, evil and good are both concepts defined by many...I mean, if I steal a candy bar and give it a homeless person, the police go after me. What's the deal with that?
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S irain: yea that's some bullshit
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Crow:*keeps distracting the officer*
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S irain: *transforms into a arachnid like form*
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???:*angry hissing* hmph-
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S irain: don't be so angry
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Crow:....
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S irain: so would you like to do something?
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???:*purrs* [Inner thoughts: WTF, WTF, WTF?! Keep it together, Crow!]
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S irain: aww
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???:Huh, nice.
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S irain: yea so what's your same?
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Crow:I see.
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S irain: mhm
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Crow:Oooh! That sounds fun, or we could put him in a Brazen Bull
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S irain: yea or we can slowly peel his skin off
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Crow:oooh
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S irain: mhm
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???:A hellborn neko- you?
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S irain: shapeshifter
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Crow:*happiness noise*
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S irain: now what should we do with him?
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Crow:Honestly humans have done many strange rules, it's always don't do this because of some dumb reason.
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S irain: I know it's so stupid
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Crow:...
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S irain: so what now?
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Crow:*gets up as well* Yay!
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S irain: hehe alright lets go *starts heading to the police station*
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Crow:hmm...*notices a police officer*
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S irain: him?
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???:Well....My friends call me Crow-
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S irain: well then Crow my name is S irain it's nice to meet you
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Crow:The pleasure is all mine.
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S irain: *chuckles* I haven't heard anyone say that in a while
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???:*shrugs while blepping like all cats do*
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S irain: I hope you don't mind if I do this *pats his head*
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Crow:Exactly. Honestly, humans are just so....*annoyed cat hissing*
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S irain: annoying
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Crow:*shrugs* Cause mischief.
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S irain: that sounds good
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Crow:*turns back into the cat form and follows*
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*after a minute they get to the police station*
S irain: here we are
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Crow: oh, oh! The police station!
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S irain: oh that's good *stands up* lets go
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Crow:Yea, that's one word for them.
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S irain: mhm
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???:Oh?
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S irain: mhm
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Crow:Oh just some evil corporation's CEO.
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S irain: oh okay then
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Crow:Exactly.
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S irain: *pets Crow*
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Crow:Petting me?
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S irain: mhm
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Crow:*smirks* Torture him?
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S irain: okay then
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???:hmph....
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S irain: so what are you?
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Crow:Oooh, that sounds like fun.
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S irain: it is though with all the events that has happened recently it's hard to find someone to scare
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Crow:So what's the plan?
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S irain: isolate someone and scare them is what I usually do
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Crow:*nods*
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S irain: alright I'm not good at ;uring people so do you think you can do it?
Rules of the RP before you start: 1. No OP/Joke/Bambi OCs
2. This isn't an ERP, so don't make it one.
3. No killing, unless you've been given a prompt to do so.
4. No power-playing, I'm looking at you Cam, I mean seriously though
5. Follow the prompts given to you, don't try direct off-course.
6. Please at least try to stick to the appropriate theme (this being just a Daily Life type of RP. Nothing too interesting)
7. Have fun? I dunno, this isn't really a rule. Picture the scene.
It's a warm spring afternoon, the sun is shining, you (your oc/character) is sitting on a park bench, enjoying an ice cream (any flavor you want really, it's up to your imagination). A red-eyed black cat seems to be limping towards you, looking like it had just gotten itself into a fight.
[You have 2 option prompts:
1. Try and help the cat
2. Inform the police about this, because you notice a Wanted Poster sign of a cat-person looking similar to the cat.)
