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Lean, also known as purple drank, sizzurp, barre, and Texas tea, among other names, is a concoction of cough syrup, soda, hard candy, and, in some cases, alcohol. Originating in Houston, Texas, it's typically served in a white Styrofoam cup. The term lean refers to users' propensity of having difficulty in standing up straight. "Purple drank" references its typically purple hue, as the cough syrups employed are often purple in color, and an African-American Vernacular English term for an alcoholic beverage or intoxicating drink. Other names include "sizzurp", "syrup", "drank", "barre", "purple jelly", "wok", "Texas tea", and "dirty Sprite". Typically, the base for lean is a strong prescription cold medicine, specifically cough syrup that contains both promethazine and codeine. Over-the-counter cold medicines that contain dextromethorphan as the active ingredient have also been used, as they can produce similar effects and eliminate the need for a doctor's visit. To create a drinkable mixture, the cough syrup is combined with soft drinks, especially fruit-flavored drinks such as Sprite, Mountain Dew or Fanta, and is typically served in a foam cup. A hard candy, usually a Jolly Rancher, may be added to give the mixture a sweeter flavor. Masking the undesired taste may impair judgement of the potency which is a factor in overdosing. The physiological effects of lean on the user are to produce mild "euphoric side effects", which are accompanied by "motor-skill impairment, lethargy, drowsiness, and a dissociative feeling from all other parts of the body." It has been suggested that the super-sweet combination of soda, cough syrup, and Jolly Ranchers provides a flavor and mouthfeel, which stays on the tongue for an extended duration. This phenomenon is often appealing to first-time users. Lean is often used in combination with alcohol and/or other drugs.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

danys a fat f**ktard that should f**king eat his own dick. i knokw hes flexible enough

Even amongst gods there is a hierarchy, and in relation to this hierarchy there is an unspoken law, one that is never questioned unless a particularly foolish lesser deity has a death wish, never mess with the territory of a god greater than yourself. There are many ways a god can expand its territory, by brute force, tricking a native inhabitant into preforming a ritual or building a machine to let it in or even simply making its own, but to invade territory claimed already by another is frowned upon, and if that territory belongs to a being greater than the fool who tried to take it for itself death is among the better things that can happen!

This one was lucky, the elder being known simply as the Garfield of this world was feeling generous, besides he had found something tastier than god-meat. Shooing off the unwanted invader and crushing the eldritch technologies and magics of the machine his human pet built under the influence of the foreign god with disturbing ease he awaited his reward, after all even pest control specialists needed to be paid, and truth be told it was hard not to eat that upstart fool!

What's wrong with you? You look like a Hatsune Miku dollar tree ripoff stupid ass blue haired headass boy I oughta smack the shit out of you. Stupid ass dumb ass mf. Your girlfriend ugly as shit. You ugly as shit. F**k you, c**t.

This leads to the very mysterious question: "Who asked?"
Well, to understand the question, we have to understand the answer:
So this very particular question is asking about who asked, the question is divided into two parts: Who & asked
"Who" is what is called an "Interrogative word" which specifies the answer to make it suitable for the question, the "Who" here is specifying a person/human/homo sapiens/guy which has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A human.
Second: "asked" is a verb in the second condition of the forms of the verb, which are divided into three types: Regular, Past, or Past participle.
and the verb "asked" is in the "Past" condition, which talks about the time that is gone and no longer exists. The original form of this particular verb is "ask", which is to say something in order to obtain an answer or some information.
So, to summon what the answer wants from the previous two points, it's that:
The answer wants to understand and know about the person/human/homo sapiens/guy who wanted to say something in order to obtain an answer or some information.
So, in order to answer this question, we will have to identify two points:
First: What was the question that the subject of the answer to the question "Who asked?" asked?
Well, to understand this question, we will NOT have to understand what is the answer. We will just have to understand the definition of "Question"
The "Question" is A sentence worded or expressed so as to elicit information. Questions could be identified using the "Interrogative Words", which we talked about earlier. these "Interrogative Words" are nine, which are: Who, What, Where, Why, Which, When, Whose, Whom, and How. We are going to explain each individually:
As we said earlier: "Who" is specifying a person/human/homo sapiens/guy who has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A human.
"What" is specifying a non-person/non-human/non-homo sapiens/non-guy who either does not have a brain that he can understand and think properly with, like plants, or objects, or they have a brain, either that their brains cannot understand and think prop