You had one job. Just the one

If you result to criticizing people online for spelling then you have sunk really low

acually they have a lot of jobs
1) the keep dangerous websites download viruses on your device
2) it finds the most accurate websites that have the most accurate information based on what you searched
3)it saves all your passwords so you dont forget it (which obviosly your google is bad at)
4)See your search history – Yep. Everything that you have ever searched for in the past, can be brought up again provided you have a Google account (on Google Play Store, Gmail, Google+ or any other Google service). Simply visit http://google.com/history to see all your past searches
5)Get definitions – Use the keyword “Define” before any word entered in the Google search bar, and it will throw up the dictionary meaning of the entered text. Highly useful when looking for a scientific definition or checking the validity of a word while playing Scrabble!
6)Set up a price range – When looking up Google for items in a certain price range, simply put two dots between the two prices. E.g. while looking for a laptop in the price range of $500 to $1,000, enter the following text “Laptop $500..$1,000”. It won’t show laptops under and above the mentioned prices.
7)Setting up Google as your alarm – Told you Google is more than just a behemoth search engine. You can use the Google search bar as a timer or an alarm clock, merely by entering the text “set a timer” in the box. Once you press Search, the Google search automatically sets up an online timer for you, and lets you know when the time is up!
8)Comparing items – You can use the Google search box to compare two different items. Put in a “v/s” between two items or products you want to compare, and Google will throw up a pretty nifty comparison chat for you. Also handy when you want to compare the composition or nutritional value of two food products.
9)“Tilt” – One of those wacky fun ideas of Google. Simply type Tilt in the search bar, and Google will “tilt” the screen for you. Cool!

10) Flip a coin – huh? Yep. You can even use the Google search bar for flipping a (virtual) coin! Click the mic icon beside the box and say “flip a coin” or “heads or tails”, to help Google decide the outcome!
11)“Zerg Rush!!!!” – Get ready to fight for your search results, when you type zerg rush in the Google search bar. A theme adopted from the popular online game Starcraft, searching for “zerg rush” sends a never ending fleet of hungry Google Os to eat up your results. Fight (click) them before they are able to overcome your page. Google even lets you share the fruits of your victory with your friends on Google Plus following the Zerg Rush!
12)Play Atari Breakout – Search Atari Breakout on Google Images, and you get a chance to play the legendary brick breaker game from Atari. Google displays the search results in a morphed form that resembles breakable bricks, and allows you to play the Atari Breakout game.
13)See what Google was like back in 1998 – Yes. You can change the style and look of Google to its 1998 version, by typing “Google in 1998” in the box. Doing so not only changes the visual style of Google’s homepage, but also throws up the archived versions of the search results (if any existed back in 1998). Nostalgic.
14)Find similar websites – You can order Google to bring back websites that are similar in content and genre to a particular website. Simply use the keyword “related” in the following syntax to do so. “related: xyz.com”.
15)Currency conversion – Google search box also acts as a currency converter. Ask Google to convert ” 10 US Dollars into Yen” and it will produce the desired result.
16)Find out time in any country – Just type “time:country name” and you can get the Google search bar to display the current time in that country.
17) Stocks (or as i like to call it stonks) – Keep an eye on your stock prices. Just search for a company’s ticker and Google displays its current prices and rate of chan
18)Airline schedules – Google tells you available flight timings and schedules for any part of the world. Simply type “flights to” or “flights from” for any city. You can also check the flight status from the produced results.
19)Check scores – Want to know if your team is winning? Typing the name of your favorite team brings up the score of the match it is currently playing, along with other details.
20)Track shipment – You can search directly for your FedEx, USPS or UPS package by entering its tracking number in the Google search bar.

and boom thats 20 jobs google has 20 not 1, but 20