DECEMBER; GET ALL THREE POKES OR FACE A WINTER OF DEATH! JANUARY; THE POKE DOESN'T WORK ON OUR NEWEST VARIANT AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT OUR LIES ANYMORE? WHY ISN'T THE BRAINWASHING WORKING? FEBRUARY; FINE. NUCLEAR WAR WILL MAKE SURE THERE'S NO FREE WORLD TO STAND IN THE WAY OF OUR GREAT RESET.
