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Brekon: “Ugh, not again.” Riko: “What?” Brekon: “Something blew up the backyard.”

???: "Damn..."

*they don’t notice you*

???: "More loneliness..."

*they keep playing*

*the figure goes partially invisible*

*Brekon eats a slice of pizza*

*the figure, still only partially invisible, slides through the wall, and starts walking around*

*Riko laughs*

*the figure's wings create a low humming noise as they walk around*

*Brekon yells at Riko and Riko laughs more*

*the figure walks through the house and accidentally steps on something, creating a loud-ish noise*

*Riko and Brekon don’t notice*

???: *in pain* "Fffffffffffff..."

Riko: “That thing made a noise.”

???: "That kinda hurt..."

Brekon: “Whatever.” Riko: “I’m going to talk to them.” Brekon: “Don’t die.”

???: "I'm sure nobody noticed..."

*Riko appears in front of you in a puff of smoke* Riko: “Hello!”

???: "Uuuh... Hi?"

Riko: “Are you hurt?”

*part of the figure's arm falls off and they start bleeding*

Riko: “AUGH!”

*they hold the blood in with their other hand and look around*

*Riko runs away from the window*

*the Lifeseed sacrifices itself and heals the figure, dying in the process*

Brekon: “Interesting.”

*the figure lets go of their arm and continues looking around*

*Brekon walks away from the window*

*the figure looks through the window*

*Brekon and Riko are playing video games*

*Ail gets rich*

*Brekon watches*

*Ail goes into the next level after getting the Gilded Yumi*

*Brekon watches*

*Ail starts activating traps on purpose in the Fractured Shrines to hit enemies off*

*Brekon watches*

*Ail accidentally traps himself and gets knocked off of the platform, falling into the void below*

*Brekon watches*

*Ail respawns on the platform, only losing some of his health*

*he watches*

Ail: "Okay, yeah, I GOTTA show you that weapon."

Riko: “Okay!”

*Ail opens a portal and pulls out an Xbox One*

*Riko watches you and Brekon eats pizza*

*Ail quickly hooks it up to the TV and turns it on*

*they both watch*

*Ail summons a controller and turns it on*

*they keep watching*

*Ail starts up Dead Cells*

*they keep watching*

*there's smoke coming from the crater*

Brekon: “Typical.” Riko: “Oh well.”

*a Lifeseed comes out of the crater*

Riko: “Ooh!”

*some black-ish fog starts coming out and some nearby grass starts burning*

Riko: “Oh.”

*a figure stands up in the crater and starts crawling out*

Riko: “Oh!”

*their left wings are on fire, they have a missing horn, and their cloak is partially torn up*

Brekon: “Huh.”

???: "My horn is snapped off, my cloak is ripped, and my wings are on fire. Does it look like i'm NOT hurt?"

Riko: “I met a person who is normally like that.”

???: "AND I fell from the SKY."

Riko: *shrugs* “Do you want healing?”

???: "My wings can't be healed manually. They have to heal over the course of about a year."

Riko: “I have a fairy.” *hands you a fairy in a bottle*

???: "I don't need it..."

Riko: “Sure you do!” *uncorks the bottle. the fairy flies out and heals you*

*their left horn, (which was missing) is quite sharp at the end*

Riko: “Huh.”

Ail: "Huh."

Brekon: “Do you want to play games with us?”

Ail: "Sure..."

Brekon: "Great. Come inside." *walks inside*

*Ail phases through the wall*

*Brekon and Riko are playing SSBU*

Ail: "What's that game?"

Brekon: “Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. It’s fun.”

Ail: "I've never played a multiplayer game before..."

Brekon: “We could play something else. How do you think about Minecraft?”

???: "I'm honestly... I don't know what to say right now."

Riko: “Why?”

???: "I just ruined your backyard, and you helped me survive..."

Riko: “It was already horrible. Brekon had a garden.”

???: "Gardens aren't that bad."

Riko: “That have vegetables! They’re horrible!”

???: "VEGETABLES ARE AMAZING!!"

Riko: “I’M A CARNIVORE, I CAN’T EAT THEM!!”

???: "THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY'RE HORRIBLE!!!!"

Riko: “YES IT DOES!!!!”

*Ail goes into Black Bridge*

*Brekon keeps watching*

*after going through the passage and picking up Instinct Of The Master Of Arms, Ail goes into Black Bridge*

*Brekon grabs a slice of pizza*

*Ail walks for a bit, and then the Concierge fight starts*

*Brekon takes his helmet off and eats the pizza*

*Ail easily defeats Concierge*

*he puts it back on*

*Concierge falls to the ground and explodes*
*Ail t-bags Concierge's corpse because Ail acts like me after defeating a boss*

*Brekon watches*

*Ail selects 'Continue Game (Custom Mode)'*

*they watch*

*the game starts, revealing that Ail is in Ramparts on 2BC with a Shovel, Quick Bow, Serenade, and Scarecrow's Sickles, and a kill streak of 23*

*they keep watching*

*there are several Zombies nearby, getting ready to attack Ail*

*they keep watching*

*one of the Zombies leaps at Ail, but he rolls through the attack and kills the enemy with the Shovel, spilling blood onto the ground*

*Brekon shoves Riko away* Brekon: “That’s too gory.”

*there's not actually that much blood*

*Brekon doesn’t care*

Ail: "Never played it..."

Riko: “What have you played?”

Ail: "Dead Cells."

Brekon: "Never heard of it. Sorry."

Ail: "It's a gore-y, Dark Souls difficulty video game with 3 DLCs at the moment."

Brekon: "Then Riko shouldn't play it."

Ail: "Riko, what's you favorite kind of weapon? Like, spears, swords, bows, guns, etc.?"

Riko: "Swords! And my thunderbrush!"

Ail: "Dead Cells has a sword that is actually a shark."

Riko: "What's a shark?"

Ail: "This game has a LOT of gore. And corpses. And language. And explosions... And it even has a bleeding status effect, the player can bleed, there's even a Blood Sword!"

Brekon: “Riko’s 9. He shouldn’t watch this crap.”

Ail: "Oh..."

Brekon: “Show me.”

Ail: "Dead Cells?"

Brekon: “Yeah.”

Ail: "This IS Dead Cells."

Brekon: “I know, keep showing me. It’s cool.”

*Ail unpauses the game and begins decimating every single enemy he sees, making sure to parry enemy attacks and counter with a strike of his own afterwards as he fights them*

*Brekon watches intently*

???: "I FELL FROM THE DAMN SKY!!"

Brekon: "Could you guys just stop!?"

???: "Whatever."

Riko: "Fine."

*??? goes completely silent*

*Riko goes back inside* Brekon: "Who are you?"

???: "I'm Ail."

Brekon: “I’m Brekon.”

Ail: "It's nice to meet you. Sorry for destroying your backyard, by the way..."

Brekon: “It literally happens every thursday, I swear. It’s fine.”

???: "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HERBIVORES?!?!?!?"

Riko: “YES!!!”

???: "I'M A HERBIVORE!!!!!!!"

Riko: “OKAY!!!!!!!”

???: "AND YOU THINK THAT VEGETABLES SUCK ASS!!!"

*Brekon walks outside* Brekon: “What the heck is going on?”

???: "This dude claims that vegetables suck."

Brekon: “Ugh, not again. Riko, shut up!”

???: "AND I'M A HERBIVORE!!"

Brekon: “You also shut up! both of you! Ugh, I can’t believe I’m being mature.”