POV: talking cat holding vodka offers you a drink when you're camping in the woods. Don't kill her, kinda a joke
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Noki: I guess
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Cocoa: sit at the campfire, ill get you something. *walks into tent and rustles around*
(keep in mind this is an average sized house cat lmao)
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Noki: ok
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Cocoa: *after a bit, walks out with a bottle of water and a dead mouse in her mouth* "I guess you humans don't eat rodents, but here's some water I stole off a tourist."
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Noki: I’m half cat half dragon so I can take the mouse.
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Cocoa: well, alright then. *chucks mouse at Noki*
anyways, why are you out here at night? i see you're camping, but, these must be some of the most dangerous woods in this town.
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Noki: I can take anything
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Cocoa: don't be cocky, the bears here are.. special.
*a roar in the background rumbles the ground*
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*nibbles mouse*
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Cocoa: *yawn* Well, I gotta get some rest. Safe camping, comrade
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Noki: good night *yawns*
*the next day*
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(I gtg for the night, we can continue tmr-)
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Cocoa: *walks out of tent with coffee in hand*
ah, morning. when the birds are out. *puts coffee down and pounces a sparrow*
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*catches a plump thrush*
Noki: mornin’
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(HEY YOU KNOW BIRB NAMES TOO :0)
Cocoa: would you like a cup of coffee? It's fresh brewed
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Noki: sure
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Auditor: I’ll take the rest but I have my own drinks
*he conjures a cup of Cola*
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Cocoa: Aight, safe hiking stranger, beware of the bears
*walks up to a random snake and slaps it*