Patient: Hi doc.
Doc: Hi.
Patient: I seem have diagnosis with something.
Doc: What is it?
Patient: I have some high pressures,
intentional heart attacks,
and uncontrollable activities!
Doc: Really? Like what?
Patient: I don’t know, Rendezvous abusing
and unnatural wrongdoings in the bathroom!
Doc: Ok, Ok. Calm down.
You seem have to be diagnosing with…
Patient: With what?!
Doc: I can’t read, I’m freaking old.
Patient: FINE! Let me read it!
(Patient shocks)
Patient: What?, I’m diagnosing with brain
cancer all the time?
Doc: Sadly, Yes.
Patient: OMG! I haven’t even done anything
to have it!
Doc: I think it came from uh…Caring?
Patient: What?
Doc: I think I have to speak with your parents/guardian.
(Rings)
Doc: Hi, Is this Dave’s(Patient) parents?
Patient’s Mom: Hello, and yes. I’m his mother.
Doc: I’m sorry to say but your son is diagnosing with
brain cancer, You have to visit on his bed now.
Patient’s Mom: Why?
Doc: He had a short time to live, You have to see his face
for the last time ever.
Patient’s Mom: Omg, I never ever imagined this ever
happens!
Doc: I’m sorry.
(Hang ups)
Patient: So how long would I live?
Doc: Hmm…Let me see…Some minutes
Patient: How long??
Doc:; if u read from here, ur stupid
