First Minecraft survival day: not much resources. Me: digs a hole when it starts to get late and mine the hole more and put crafting table down and spend the whole night doing stuff
Brother, walking into the room: You are surrounded by 10 Giant, Invincible monsters. What do you do? Me: Find the least painful way to die. Mom: Use local politics to turn the monsters against each other. Dad: Dig down two blocks and place a block above your head.