i’m not even playing rn i wanna die

*wakes up hours later*
Damn, what's with this headache?

*provides you with cum-reflecting contacts*

*puts them on*
Thanks. What the hell happened?

ramen cummed in ur eyes

They have hornyitis. How the hell are we getting Ramen to the doctor?

naw, torture is the cure to this

Alright, I have business to take care of.
*grabs anti horny bat*

knock her out and strap her to the chair
dont forget to tip the chair over cuz filling the bucket takes a long time

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I can't see shit!

uwu!!

*wipes it out of my eyes*
"Wait... excessive amounts of semen and uwu language? That's all the symptoms of hornyitis."

*cums in them again* >w<!

I thought I burned ur thing

lol

WHY?!
I'm going to need a f**king shower.

*runs into a few walls before going into a nearby restroom and locking the doors*

*i cum on your shoes*

How did you get through the door? How do you have this much cum?

*i cum and it nearly drowns you*

Help m-
*passes out*

I got a better idea. Make them die.

ye

Here, you'll need this.

yey

Okay, we're there. Throw the grenade.

*throws it at a wall*

np

*ricochets and explodes u*

*loud cumming*

"The hell what th-"

"AAHH! IT WENT IN MY F**KING EYES!"

uwu!

*burns ur thing off with a flamethrower*

Thanks man

owo!

Okay then.

lmao