cant kill him no joke ocs no romance cuz why would you do that so yeah

(IS THAT THE TOASTER FROM FARTNITE

no?)

*Møne falls and then stands up*
Møne: "Oh. Sorry."

Minus:...hey...you like familiar

bastion: bleep? (what?)

Minus: Yeah you were from that overwatch team?

bastion: bleep blorp (no an omnic so i guess against it somewhat but i prefer to stay in the forest

Minus: oh ok

bastion: blep ge (yeah)

Minus:...

Koh: ouch *falls*

me: ( falls on face )

S irain: *hits the ground* ow sorry

bastion: bleep do? (are you alright?)

S irain: yea i'm fine thanks for asking *stands up*

bastion: ble bo (ok?)*stands up as well*

S irain: sorry about tripping over your leg I should've been more careful

bastion: bee blor be (meh it happens i've seen deer trip over my leg)

S irain: oh okay then

bastion: bee bleep sikp do bop (might i ask why you are here no one really comes out to this forest)

S irain: well I could ask you the same question

bastion: blee do do deep ski boh bop blee (i was re,powered in this forest after the omnic crises and have lived here sense)

S irain: well i'm currently trying to find a home for myself

matt: oh hey dude sorry I didn't see you there

(Could I use a calamity mod character bc that robot looks a lot like Yharim)

(who? this be bastion)

(This is Yharim)

(oh yeah i see the resemblance)

(So can I use a calamity mod character)

(For this rp)

(sure)

(Okay, I'll use Calamitas, human form)
*She immediately pulls out her staff Vehemence upon seeing bastion*
6a4bsi.jpg (click to show) (that is Vehemence)

bastion: bleep worp (uh you good

"I should've expected you to be here Jungle Tyrant"
*She holds the staff angrily*

bastion: doo wo (what?)

"Don't play dumb Yharim, You know who I am"

bastion: bee bog (who?)

"I told you to quit playing dumb!!!"

bastion: blee (i'm not my files have zero records of you)

"Files?, Armor doesn't give files"

bastion: blee bo bop? (armor?)

"You clearly aren't Yharim"

bastion: blee bop (no im bastion)

"Bastion?, an interesting name to say the least"

bastion: be(how so)

"I've only heard complicated names such as mine, I'm Calamitas"

Me in T-60 power armor: ow what did i trip over?

bastion: be? (hm?)

: OH BLYAT! *scrambles up panicked*

bastion: *stands up slowly*

: can this day get any worse?!