Pun intended xD (By Canynekhai)

Why did this make me laugh so much-

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm still frickin laughing

LOL

I love beasters

But this argument... no

Same!

is the beefiest vegetarian

yes

Pretty sure Shirou eats meat and also, He ain't got a single ab xD

He is still basically a god

True

Ayo?

Ayo?

Ayo?

Ayo?

A y o ?

You don't wanna start drooling and getting horny? LOOK! HE'S NOT EVEN COVERING HIS NIPPLES! AT LEAST THE COW LADY HAD SOME TAPES! OH LORD! THE CHILDREN ARE NOT READY!

He doesn't have nipples xD
GO TO HORNI JAIL

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE COW LADY DOES?! YOU CAN'T SEE HERS EITHER!

xDDDDD Sus

Dafuq does Sus even mean

Suspicious for short, Among Us slang

Then
Write
"Suspicious".

Uh no

Suspicious of What, Exactly?

Furry simp

Ah yes, I am suspicious of "furry simp".

I'm gonna replying to you.

Stop*

Sorry

I was just JOKING xD

Oh well, All is forgiven.

Ok then xD

It's fine! You already said Sorry xD

yes

What are you, Illiterate or something?

WTF NO

Then please.

please what

Write, Correctly.

xDDDDDD You look Suspicious

That's different

OH REALLY?! DOES HE NEED TO GET FAT SO IT'LL COUNT AS FULL NUDITY?! THAT'S WHAT BREASTS ARE AFTERALL!

He's a guy not a girl smh you that dumb or something?

OH So you're just sexist. Is that what it is?!

Smh. No, there's laws based on women showing their breasts being not allowed. Men are legally allowed to be topless, as they are less sexualized.

Yeah ik

Bitch, I get a hotter than a volcano every time I see a topless hunk, "Less sexualized" my ass

Ok but that's you not everyone

Most if not all people that are women get sexualized by men unless they're ace or gay
Let's not forget the lesbians as well

Pretty sure I already made it clear that the Law means less to me than my own poop.
You can be the president for all I care.

Then go commit murder and get jailed lmao

The law says I should now retire and go to foster home.
So yeah, F*** the law.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO

"Similar to the U.S. Social Security system, the Canada Pension Plan provides several types of benefits: Retirement pension. You can start full CPP retirement benefits at age 65. You can get a permanently reduced amount as early as age 60, or as late as age 70 with a permanent increase."

No thanks, I still have my morality

No you don't. Don't even lie.

It's kinda difficult for an Omnist to murder, Y'know

You should know that, You're Master. Know-it-all after all!

Well first of all being omnist is absolute bullshit, as you're a suck up to everything everyone says essentially as long as they're religious.

But clearly you aren't.
I'm a christian, but hell, even I'm not as blind, foolish, and naive as you.

You're just childish, honestly.

If you hadn't said you're 49 I would've thought you were a rebellious 11 year old.

Also, I never lie.

You can literally ask me anything.

Gee, Thanks, If only I had asked.

I just debunked your claim and you're all "who asked"

I follow the law only if it makes sense, They can hang me for all I care.

Telling someone "You only have a decade or two to get f***ed" does tend to get frowned on

I was just telling the law as it is buddy

Oh well, Sucks to be you.

I'm gonna stop replying to you now, Maybe you'll calm down a bit and clean your mind so bare chests do give you a seizure.

It's Lust, Hun, Doesn't matter what gender, Someone is hot for someone.
Guaranteed, I just made someone cum with this picture of legoshi.

Also, Maybe obey society's laws a bit less, You're starting to sound like a "Karen"

Oh you're one of those people who calls people Karens for upholding the law. There's no reasoning with you.

I'm not f**king sexist. Wtf is your deal

YOU TELL ME!

You being dumb as always

Oh spare me