@Capto.

IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE. ONE STOOD. BURNED BY THE EMBERS OF PORNAGRAPHY, HIS SOUL BLISTERED BY THE FIRES OF CHEEMS AND TAINTED BEYOND ASCENSION, HE CHOSE THE PATH OF PERPETUAL TORMENT. IN HIS RAVENOUS HATRED HE FOUND NO PEACE; AND WITH BOILING BLOOD HE SCOURED THE HORNY PLAINS SEEKING VENGEANCE AGAINST THE PORN POSTERS WHO HAD WRONGED HIM. HE WORE THE CROWN OF THE PORN POLICE AND THOSE THAT TASTED THE BITE OF HIS BONK BAT NAMED HIM...CAPTO, THE NUDE SLAYER