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no erp, no romance | YOU SEE SET THE EVIL EGYPTIAN GOD OF THE DESSERT HOLDING ME BY MY NECK AND HAS DEFEATED MY STAND THE FALLEN; WDYD? | image tagged in roleplay,help me | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
887 views 7 upvotes Made by anonymous 3 years ago in Role_Play
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im sorry hold on
who exactly are you saying the evil egyptian god is?
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set the god of the desert, son of anubis, it says it in the scenario
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uhm.....
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so the evil god of the desert would be set not anubis
anubis is the son of set
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i said set and no set is the son of anubis
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oh sorry i didn't see set there
and no anubis is the son of set
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he's his only godly child
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does the relation stuff matter right now im about to die to a god
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no not really
anyway i throw rock
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*set looks at u*
set: mortal, did u think that was going to work
*my stand the fallen starts trying to punch set*
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me* throws slightly bigger rock
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*set catches it and punches the fallen which also causes me the same damage*
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me* throws bigger rock than before
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set: u know this isnt going to work, right?
*set starts sqeazing my neck harder*
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me *throws massively bigger rock
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set: *punches it* stop trying the rock thing
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me* ha by punching the rock you activate my trap card, rock cage
trapping you in a rock cage and giving me and items you had
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set: i dont use anything besides magic and my raw strength
*my life starts to leave me*
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ah yes
but that item you had
is the child your choking, because his life energy is feeding your magic
making him an item
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*i drop*
me: *gasping as my life returns*
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me*uhm
i have something to tell you
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set: what is it mortal
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it was no mistake i'm here
i'm here to bring back the paraphohs brain for investigation
so get out of my way
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set: so u want this sorry excuse of a stand user?
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no you just got in my way
and my policy states
"i have to save any civilians being threatened"
so yeah i kinda want him
give him to me and you can live i guess
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set: now y would i do that beit he is the reqium user i must destroy
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huhhhh
then you leave me no choice'
sorry i gave you a chance
*casts spell card of light prism*
sorry really i can only use card magic
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me: *gets up* go***amn it
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okay kid
lets go
i've already got the artifact now we just have to get back
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me: *looks at u* im not ur kid
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me* act like you are we have to go through the market to get to the portal
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me: look ill follow u but im not ur kid
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me* you know the policy says i have to save you, not feed you. so if you want food you better stop acting up or you can have sand for dinner
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me: *my stand appears* im not ur kid and i dont need ur help ive could have killed set by my self
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me* sure sure thats why you got your *ss kicked and was about to die when i showed up
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me: and i would have died with my pride intact
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me* okay clearly we have to do this the hard way
*spell card of trapping
*suddenly your bound and can't move
don't try and escape you can't
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me: THE FALLEN!
*my stand starts pucnhing the binds*
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me* why do you have to make this hard
*punches the fallen hard enough to make it retreat
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*the same place u punched the fallen does the same damage and bruises the same area on me*
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me* oh shoot sorry about that
alright lets go
*starts dragging you across the desert
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*keeps trying to squirm ut and says some of the most evil things ever*
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*spell card, silencer
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*internal yelling*
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me* oh i forgot to tell you
we're here at the portal
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*so angry he passed out*
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*alright lets go through the portal.
*huh thats weird, it's not working.
how likely is it that set's escaped?
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*wakes up*
whenever he dies he comes back stronger then before
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nice to know
so we've got about 5 seconds
*unbinds
get your stand we're about to die
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*the fallen appears but they look at eachother and start attacking u*
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me* ouch oh no your sad little attack really hurts
*punches stand faster than he can see
i lied i specilize in attack spells
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*we both go flying back*
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me* ooh so if i hit him you go flying?
good to know
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me: no u idiot any damage delt to the stand is also done to the user
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so your telling me i should have left you to set?
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*set appears*
set: so this is where u ran to
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*me, jesus man do i have to kill you again?
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*set turns his head to me* set: now to finish what we started
me: if u kill him ill give u the arrow
set: this is a trick aint it?
me: no he forcefully bound me and dragged me across the desert
set: oh ok then ig we can make a truce for this one time *holds out hand*
me: yeah and i have the arrow that allows 2 reqiums so yeah *shakes set hand*
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*me,
oh come on both of you?
you know your both going to die right?
nobodys ever beat me, and i have a mission to finish so i really don't have time for this
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me: u shouldnt have forcefully dragged me across the desert against my will
set: yes what he said
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*me
okay fine, the real reason i'm here is because i need you with the stand.
set i don't care about you, you can die
but i need the other guy just alive enough to summon his stand
*throws lightning blow against set
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*set dies*
me: let me guess ur going to steal the fallen from me
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*me,
probably i dunno i'm just supposed to bring you in
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me: well im guessing whoever wanted u to bring me in heard how i have power over life and death with my stand
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*me
yeah i've heard. like i said i have a really nice ability so no ones ever killed me
anyway lets go
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me: no
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*me
it wasn't a question
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me: idc im not going with u, i have no reason to trust u
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i have a little jar that can hold your stand
so either you can come with me
or i can kill you and take your stand
choose
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u do realize if i die my stand dies to
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*me
i have a magically enhanced jar that will hold it
screw this i've had enough
*hits you hard enough to knock you out
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*random glitch particles go around my body*
???: ah hell no not my man
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*me
WHO IS THAT
what is this magic? the readings im getting from this are level 5!?
this is the first reading i've got like this in a long time
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*a portal opens next to me made with the same glitch particles*
???: hands off my husband
*a man appears out of the portal*
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*me
HA
oh i see your using a complex version of portal magic
foolish, he's coming with me whether you like it or not
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man quickly grabs me and goes back through the portal and closes it*
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*me
oh you poor soul
anything i've touched i can track to the smallest atom
*opens portal and jumps in
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*portal u opened has no avail for they have dissapeared*
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*me
NO
they've gotten rid of the tracker
fine, i'll report back to command
i'll get the portal tracker from there
he's the best in the business
*opens portal to headquaters
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*man in another country*
???: oh cmon babe wake up
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*me
watching from window
waiting to strike
the portal master gave me your coordinates
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*man still trying to wake me up*
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*me
enters from window slowly
sorry pal but i need that guy
grabs you and jumps out portal*
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*man jumps in after words using his stand*
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YOU SEE SET THE EVIL EGYPTIAN GOD OF THE DESSERT HOLDING ME BY MY NECK AND HAS DEFEATED MY STAND THE FALLEN; WDYD?