go fark yerself arsehole

No

yes ye fockin twat

How am I a twat?

oh fer fock’s sake

go eat potatoes

i’ll toss one at yer fockin head and then snap yer wee neck if it’s not already broken

Ok

start yer car

I have no car

ye just got a new one

I am 15 so....

it’s a gift

No thanks

how rude

Ugh if I give it to my mum would that be ok

it’s only fer ye

irish accent?

probably