HOT LIZARD DILF

tfym
santa's ass probably looks better than him

Well he had a bitch

More than you'll ever have

and i have a dad

more than you’ll every have

i meant ever but yea

ever*

Are you protecting someone who simps for camillo

That's literally the definition of fatherless

at least she doesn’t simp for a f**king sunflower
she’s more normal than you’ll ever be

Don't care

if you don’t care then why did you say something back 😐

Don't care

“don’t care”
🤡

Don't care

Plus I stopped simping for her a while ago 💀

I've been trying to think of a new name for a couple days now

it’s probably going to be another plant 💀

No, but I do have an idea for a name, might as well change it

Well, once I'm able to change my name 💀

A rock that can walk isn't rational as walking isn't a rational thing to do

Talking is

bro you’re so f**king stupid istg

And I don't mean real life flowers, dumbass, the game can have it's own logic, I'm not in love with a realistic flower

you might as well be

I'm not, the game is f**king realistic 💀

the fact that the character is a plant is not even real makes it worse

Isn't*

* c a m i l o .

and YOU'RE literally the definition of fatherless
like at least he's an actual human being with a brain and sentience

Major Sweetie has sentience bro 💀

more like Major Idiot

but she’s not a human
she’s a f**king plant

Yes cause sentient flowers in video games are different from sentient flowers in real life

just bcuz she could talk IN A GAME doesn’t make her not a plant

Did I say she isn't a plant

you said she is different from actual plants just bcuz she talks
that’s like saying a rock that can walk is different from an actual rock

Do I wanna make out with a plant right now

No

Major Sweetie is different from a plant

bruh 💀
she’s still a plant, no brain bitch

Then how tf she able to speak and think

she can't
she's not even real dumbass

its a game dumbass
god you have the iq of a dead plant

Camilo ain't real either

but he's not a plant
you can't just mindlessly step on him and he'll die 😐

Bruh Sunflowers in game are like 2/3rds the size of humans

2 key words: "in the game"

Okay

I don't mean real life sunflowers

At least my bitch isn't a plant

LMFAO

zoophilia

He had sex with a woman with a eyeball for a head

Wtf

Looks like Godzilla got drunk

Well he has a wife

More than you'll ever get

His wife is your mom!

His wife is Nati, the goddess of wisdom and deception.

You just made that up!

Nope, here she is.

Looks like ur mom lol

Oh wait, you don’t have a mom…

And you don't have a loving father figure.

Just like you