Pisscrew

i'd mine it and place it in the basement

Try it I dare you

What if I spawntrap that said bed?

no

You die

I'd have my bed in the Nether then

id say come with me to my basement i got a surprise for you and hoist you on a crain and dip you into milk flower and breadcrumbs and put you into a KFC deep friyer and feed you to rats and say ha fatherless acctivity

I'd die in my sleep bro

i’d be like “but i’m not playing minecraft lol” and go back to the joint