YOU ALL KNOW THE MARKET AND WHAT IS AT STAKE. I HAVE COME TO TRUST EACH OF YOU WITH MY STONKS. I SHARE YOUR CONCERNS. WE ARE TRAINED TO LOSE MONEY. WE WOULD ALREADY BE LEGENDS, BUT THE DATA IS OPAQUE. GLORY IN SHORTING IS NOT OUR WAY. THINK OF OUR HEROES: DFV, WHO DEFEATED HEDGE FUNDS WITH HIS MASSIVE BALLS, OR RYAN COHEN, WHO TURNED A COMPANY AROUND LIGHTNING FAST. THESE GIANTS DO NOT SEEM TO GIVE US SOLACE HERE, BUT THEY ARE NOT ALL THAT WE ARE. BEFORE THE SNEEZE, THERE WAS WASABI. BEFORE GARY GENSLER, THERE WERE THE RETARDS! THESE GIANTS DO NOT SEEM TO GIVE US SOLACE HERE, BUT THEY ARE NOT ALL THAT WE ARE. BEFORE THE SNEEZE, THERE WERE RETARDS. BEFORE GARY GENSLER, THERE WERE THE APES! OUR INFLUENCE INITIATED THE SNEEZE, BUT BEFORE THAT, WE HELD THE STONK! OUR INFLUENCE STARTED DRSING, BUT BEFORE THAT, WE *HELD THE STONK*! OUR INFLUENCE WILL INITIATE A TRUE MOASS. IN THIS MARKET TODAY, WE WILL HOLD THE STONK!