6-yo's be like

I started jumping on to my bed when I was 4

I did around that time, but I perfected it when I was 6 lol

i can 4-step wall run onto my bed

but the inhabitants of the weird white fluid can't

thats nothing i get a running start and do a side flip but thats only on my couch

lol I used to do that as well then I discovered that my head hit the back cushion so hard that it felt like hitting the back of the couch so I stopped doing that

wow thats tough i would still do it but i just got new couches and i dont want to break it

I would still do it but I would probably end up with a concussion. The dog probably would to, considering her tendency to be right where I need to go 24/7.