jibanyan is my new thing and they are pan now lmao /j

Imagine playing both teams and still losing

lmao im nit

You basically said you were bi

yea but i have p r o n o u n s

Ohhh.

So do you get horny whenever you enter the kitchen?

n o
i get horny when my friend put gay porn on the hyperbeam

You need pans in a kitchen

Like how else would you make your bf a sandwich?

on a grill with a skillet and tongs

I mean when you don’t make him a sandwich

rephrase and try again

Ok I don’t think you understand. I saw your tagline and concluded 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦

i have one that i dont want would you like it

Probably also because you don’t sleep

good guess and yes

You mean the one still trying to “get the milk”?

no the other one the one that isnt a gamble adict and left me in an orphange for 2 years

It’s no coincidence you don’t sleep and your brain eats itself when you don’t sleep. It probably ate itself entirely and you function for some reason even though you don’t have one

been doin this shit for like 2 weeks i had no brain to start

He probably doesn’t know how to teach you to spell correctly then

lmao nobody did and im in a dark room with a DS, jelly beans and a chromebook

Given how much you’re hurting your eyes, it’s no surprise you couldn’t see the problem with such a cringey tagline

im not on here 24/7 bc i have school and sports

Your bf also needs something to beat you with

aint that what meat 4