Piss (No Joke OC’s and I would recommend an Splatoon OC. If you want ERP give memechat)

Erotica: uh hey?

Pepsi: HAI WHATS YOUR NAME

Erotica: ...Are you ok?

Pepsi: YUP! DEFINITELY FINEY WHINEYYYY

Erotica: ...*she takes out her squidphone to call for help*

Pepsi: *Cough* What are you doing?

Erotica: Oh you're sane. I was going to call mental help for you

Pepsi: *Hits the back of her head* Jackass.

Erotica: HEY. But like you were being weird so yeah

Pepsi: Sudden Autism. It could happen at any time. But for now I’m fine

Erotica: Sorry for not knowing the mental conditions of a stranger. Now that you seem sane it's Erotica

Pepsi: Nice name. I’m Pepsi.

Erotica: *snrk* Nice name.

Pepsi: Liar.

Erotica: *innocently* What?

Pepsi: You think my name is weird.

Erotica: It's not everyday you meet another inkling named after an ancient human beverage

Pepsi: Fair enough.

Erotica: mhmm

Pepsi: Hm.

Erotica: yeah?

Pepsi: I’m bored

Erotica: same

Pepsi: Huh.

Erotica: what

Pepsi: What should we do.

Erotica: Turf war, salmon run, ranked battle?

Pepsi: Salmon Run sounds good.

Erotica: Righty-o then. What's your rank?

Pepsi: … I forgot.

Erotica: We just gotta find out then!
(I have the epain of being too high a rank in salmon run so irl I can't actually play with friends ;-;)

Pepsi: MK!

(F in the chat)

(yeah. It's pain being a profreshinal)
Erotica: Good! I think they've got the Salmonid smokeyard right now

Pepsi: Ooh!

Erotica: Hmm?

Pepsi: Nothin

Erotica: Well then are we doing a shift or not?

Pepsi: Shift it is.

Erotica: Righty-o let's go

Pepsi: Mk

*they both go to grizzco's*

Pepsi: Hey Griz.

*Griz has his standard intro (i feel like it's always recorded, but he still listens to us)*
Erotica: Let's just do a shift. You got your ranking?

Pepsi: Turns out I’m Profreshinal

(Wait did I spell that right?)

(yep)
Erotica: Nice. Looks like we are able to go together

Pepsi: Good.

Erotica: Mhmm

Pepsi: Well, let’s begin.

Erotica: Agreed

Pepsi: Agreed.

*Erotica turns to grizz*
Erotica: Anyone else?

Pepsi: Don’t think so.

Erotica: Huh. Well then. Can we go now?