Squidward Can't Sleep

sounds like a skill issue

This legit just happened to me yesterday night

This happened to me 2 days/nights ago when I had a nightmare about a massive spider

It was hiding in tinsel and the next thing I know, I'm at school but everyone is slender Man combined with my pet dog

Then I rolled down a stair-like vortex, and when I woke up, I thought I was still in my dream, so I rolled out of bed and landed on my face. :P

whoah you have normal nightmares? I have nightmares about being chased through a 16 bit video game by a Horse with a gatling gun.