joke RP. Any OCs allowed, and no romance or ERP.

Rat: chez

Grimm:-0-:mmirG

Rat: NO BUSTER NO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHJBEJJVFBJKVBRFJKCBDHKEBCJKDNEJKBCHKEBCJKDBSJKBSUKDVGUKEFHVEFUKBVJKDWBCUKDWHVUODWHVUKBWFKUVBEFUKVBF

*everything starts becoming low poly 3d model*

Rat: 🐁🐁🐀🐀

*oh no the planet.zip file was deleted*

Rat: I a rat

*everybody goes to Jupiter and gets more stupider*

Rat: hhabahbahbjvydbj

Grimm: "sdfghuytrfghjdxgfschgfycjhdgfcjhxgnhdgedhfbesdhgfcbdjxjfdhsxhtfgdgxhfdfcbdghfgcyfgdyhgdyftgfdytfgytfgyfdydsfycwdfcahsdgfyhfdytftgfdgyfbdsyfgydgbfsdbvfvvveethjduhfvehJDDFWJVDHJBRHJBUDSGDHCBNFHNMDNFBHCDSFMJGCDHCCCCCDFBXGCDYXHFYBGDFCGHCBDGHCSHFGHD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!??!?!!!!!!?!?!>?!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?EDSTGEFGHBSFVJNHFND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rat: BHJDGCUIDFGUIVGSFUKVBDUKWBCHKWDGVUJFWGVUKDWBVJKWDNIKVWDHVUKGWFUKVBFUKGGUIHGIKRNJ

Grimm: "Ohio."

Rat: chez NOW

Grimm: "nO!!!!!!!! OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rat: Yes Ohio, but I wamt chez. :(

Grimm: "goe to Ohio for chez!!!!!!!!"

Rat: but I rat, I can't go by myself, animal get me :(

Grimm: "kill the father, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet the child."
*Grimm picks up Rat and yeeeeeets them to Ohio*

Rat: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Like an rat. *chill face*

*Grimm does Orange Justice*

Rat: *default dance*

*Grimm does it faster*

Rat: chez veri yim

*the world is on fire*

Rat: 😓😷😓😲😷😲 😚😫😚😫😝😪😙😝😪😙😷😷😏😔😶😏😝😔😶😝😒😚😜😔😒😚😜😔😎😝😔😎😝😔😙😷😙😷😜😜😖😗😖😗😶😶😱😶😶

*Pikachu does the default dance*

Rat: Rat rat

*Pikachu pulls out a sniper rifle*

Rat: 😱😱

*spod nbn spdbgqquabrebpantsp doedss tdeg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

Yes

*the universe gets deleted because of stupids*

Rat: ugly scp tato
Get out the way yo

*ev e ryth in g an d th e u n i v e r se*

Rat: 👌

*Grimm deletes Rat.zip*

Rat:

(Yes, yes I am)

((thanks for protecting me from HELLA GAY))

Grimm:

S irain: ...what?

*Grimm walks into the portal*

S irain: *follows Grimm*

*Grimm ends up back in his tent*

S irain: *is there aswell*

Grimm: "This is my tent!"

S irain: yes it is

*Grimm smiles*

S irain: *smiles back*

*Brumm is playing the accordion, as always*

S irain: *walks over to Grimm* I had fun with you

Grimm: "HOTK isn't the final boss... The Collector is..."

S irain: that guy we meet at the beginning of the game?

Grimm: "Yeah..."

S irain: I never trusted that guy

Grimm: "He uses the cells you give him to create the cure to the Malaise... And then he drinks it."

S irain: well then glad I ate them instead

Grimm: "Yeah, but you only fight him at the end of the hardest difficulty."

S irain: what difficulty are we on because we never chose our difficulty

Grimm: "1BC."

S irain: can we not talk about when I turned 97992 years old

Grimm: "Stay away from the Pirates. They're quick and strong foes."

S irain: yes sir
(I love the development of S irain and Grimm's relationship dispite S irain following Grimm around 99% of the time)

Grimm: "And then there are those guys that have their head replaced by a giant mouth, and they just spit Worms at you."

S irain: ew

Grimm: "Yeah."

S irain: if I saw that I would probably throw up

Grimm: "They're all over the place."

S irain: oh no

Grimm: "I hate them."

S irain: how many times have you been here before I came here with you?

*Grimm starts listening to https://youtu.be/WN1mbXliXzY *

S irain: *he's still asleep*

*Grimm stands up and walks over to a ledge*

S irain: *"asleep"*

*Grimm sits down at the ledge and cries*

S irain: *secretly watching Grimm*

*Grimm looks straight upwards*

S irain: ...

Grimm: "I'll find you... Eventually..."

S irain: *thinks "who is he talking about?"*

Grimm: "Fanta!"
*Grimm hits a wall*

S irain: and what else?!

Grimm: "SOUL. Also blood!"

S irain: if you used SOUL and blood why the f**k is it dark green?!

Grimm: "I colored it."

S irain: with what? food coloring?

Grimm: "Sewer water."

S irain: YOU WHAT?!?!?!

*Grimm laughs*

S irain: *throws the drink on the floor* YOU BITCH!!!

*Grimm jumps down the hole*

S irain: *follows*

*Grimm hits the ground while moving quickly*

S irain: oh

*Grimm is perfectly fine and starts running down a hallway*

S irain: *following*

*Grimm throws a Wolf Trap at an enemy and then hits it with the Nutcracker*

S irain: *watching*

*the enemy turns and hits Grimm with 3 quick stabs*

*a chain came from out of S irain's mouth and stabs into the enemy's head*

Grimm: "I will eventually find the one person that greets me well..."

S irain: ?

*Grimm looks at his arm*
Grimm: "One day..."

S irain: ??

*Grimm repeats the words 'One day...' to himself, getting more somber every time he says it*

S irain: *gets up*

*Grimm doesn't notice*

S irain: *goes and sits next to Grimm*

*Grimm's eyes are completely closed*

S irain: ...

*Time Keeper teleports to the other side of the room and throws her sword at S Irain, attached to a chain*

S irain: *shapeshifts his hand into a sword and knocks the time keeper's sword away*

*Time Keeper pulls her sword back and starts quickly throwing shurikens at S Irain*

S irain: *turns into liquid void and sinks into the ground*

*Time Keeper looks around*

*suddenly puddles of void pop up around the room*

*Time Keeper slowly walks over to one*

*a hand comes up from void puddle and grabs the time keeper, dragging her and pulling her inside*

Grimm: "Oh."

*a few minutes pass after which the time keeper is thrown from out of the puddle followed by S irain rising up from the same puddle in his void state*

Grimm: "Good thing I know timings well."

S irain: yep

Grimm: "And those things can teleport."

S irain: yes they can

Grimm: "Half of the enemies here can teleport."

S irain: oh boy

Grimm: "Let's keep heading up."
*Grimm continues climbing the walls*

S irain: *does the same*

*Grimm almost gets hit with a cannonball eplosion*

S irain: *grabs an explosive and throws it into the barrel of the cannon*

Grimm: "No, I'm trying to say One Boss Cell."

S irain: oh well you could've just said that

Grimm: "In this universe, BC stands for Boss Cell."

S irain: okay then

Grimm: "Boss Cells are unlocked by beating HOTK on 0, 1, 2, and 3 Boss Cells."

S irain: so we just beat him so where is the boss cell?

Grimm: "The Beheaded took it."

S irain: wait but wasn't he crushed?

Grimm: "He's a Homonculus. He's fine."

S irain: okay then

*HOTK attempts to backhand him with his sword*

S irain: *sinks into the ground before he is hit*

*Grimm trips and falls into one of the Void puddles*

S irain: *catchs Grimm inside the void puddles and brings him back up*

Grimm: "Thanks..."

S irain: ...

*Grimm starts combo-ing HOTK*

S irain: ...

*HOTK falls with a dying breath*

S irain: ...

Grimm: "OHIO. Would you like a glass of w e e d ?"

S irain: I um sure

*Grimm pulls out a smoking glass filled with a dark green liquid and hands it to S irain*

S irain: *takes a sip*

*it's hot and tastes like expired milk with Fanta*

S irain: *thinking* ew this is more gross the the infection that I cough up

Grimm: "What do you mean it's disgusting?"

S irain: it tastes like expired milk mixed with fanta

Grimm: "Oh dang."
*Grimm starts running away*

S irain: *runs after Grimm* GRIMM WHAT THE F**K DID YOU PUT IN THIS!?!?!

*Grimm sprints through and gets 2 keys*

S irain: *following*

*Grimm just sprints through the rest of the level*

S irain: *thinks "heh he has so much energy"*

*Grimm ends up opening a large, metal door with one of the keys*

S irain: *walks up to Grimm*

*Grimm steps onto an elevator*

S irain: *follows*

*Grimm walks into a red door*

S irain: *more following*

Grimm: "Well, I know nothing about that stuff, and I'm kind of impatient. I just wanna know."

S irain: me they chose me!

Grimm: "Huh."

S irain: and what's worse is that I wasn't even ment fot it

Grimm: "Huh..."

S irain: yes there was another irain that was supposed to do it but he decided to deny the group and ran off

Grimm: "That's just rude."

S irain: yea and I don't know where he is now

Grimm: "Well. I guess you just gotta... Deal with it, or something..."

S irain: yea I guess

*the enemy actually gets hit*

S irain: what? *tries to knock the enemy into the void puddle*

*they fall in*

S irain: what why didn't that work the first time?

*Grimm falls into the spikes*

S irain: oh shit Grimm!

*Grimm just hops out*

S irain: phew

*Grimm jumps up and starts killing all the enemies on the higher platform*

S irain: *teleporting around killing the nearest enemy to him each time*

((sure))

(thanks)

Grimm: "Are we gonna do anything?"

S irain: I need a break

Grimm: "Same."
((I definitely need a break from this RP for a bit))

S irain: alright then
(take as long as you need)

(are you well rested friend?)

((I forgot about the RP, thanks for notifying me))
*Grimm sits down on the ground*

(anytime)
S irain: *sits next to Grimm*

*Grimm looks at a far away tower*

S irain: what's that?

Grimm: "The final boss's room..."

S irain: I see

*Grimm smiles*

S irain: *starts falling asleep*

*Grimm falls asleep*

*timeskip to when they wake up*

*it seems like it's still nighttime*

S irain: *is still asleep but has cuddled up to Grimm*

*Grimm blushes slightly*

S irain: *asleep*

*Grimm's headphones were on all night*

S irain: *letting out a quiet purr*

Grimm: "Him!"
*Grimm points at the black figure*

S irain: the one from hollownest?

Grimm: "No, this one isn't a pedophile."

S irain: oh okay then

Grimm: "You give him cells, and he gives you stuff and upgrades once you give him enough cells!"

S irain: well what kind of cells?

Grimm: "The kind that you sometimes get when you kill people."

S irain: oh those aren't snacks?

Grimm: "No, those aren't snacks. They're the only thing that The Collector can use to rid this damned kingdom of the Malaise!"

S irain: how was I supposed to know those were important!?

*Grimm just watches*

S irain: *cuts the chain and uses it to slam the enemy into the wall*

*Grimm runs over and slams the Nutcracker on the enemy's face*

*S irain and Grimm procced to bully the enemy for 3 minutes straight*

*The Beheaded walks over and starts throwing sharks at the enemy*

S irain: *laughing his ass off*

*Grimm falls to the floor, laughing, unable to breathe due to the intense funny*

S irain: t-there is n-no way that enemy i-is alive!

*the enemy fades from existence*

S irain: and there it goes

Grimm: "My day's been fine. Also, if you want, you can just imprison me now and we could finish this conversation in, like, 2 years."

S irain: yea how 'bout no

Grimm: "Oh btw that w e e d was supposed to knock you unconscious."

S irain: I know that

Grimm: "How?"

S irain: you thoughts

Grimm: "It was actually made to kill."

S irain: mhm

Grimm: "Goodbye."
*Grimm runs through the wall behind him, breaking it*

S irain: ...

Grimm: "Cheers!"
*Grimm drinks one of his potions and kills all of the Grenaders*

S irain: ...

Grimm: "I'm fine."
*Grimm pulls out a Powerful Bomb and throws it at a large group of enemies*

S irain: where the f**k?

*the bomb explodes, leaving all of them dead*

S irain: i'm starting to think this is a fever dream made by the liquid weed I drunk

Grimm: "Nope."

S irain: *pinches himself* ow yea your right

*a couple boring minutes later*
Grimm: "We're at the final exits. Do you wanna go up, or down?"

S irain: *yawns* um up

*Grimm heals fully with a potion, refills, and goes to a triple split path*

S irain: *smoke starts coming from his mouth*

Grimm: "You good?"

S irain: yea i'm *cough* fine

Grimm: "You're mouth is smoking."

S irain: *starts coughing up a bunch of smoke aswell as small bits of the flame that was in the nightmare lantern*

Grimm: "You're coughing up Nightmares."

S irain: i-it *cough* burns

Grimm: "I'm always on fire."

S irain: *sits down* h-hehe it's *cough* funny I haven't *cough* felt pain l-like this in *cough* 3 millennia

*Grimm starts hopping up some walls*

S irain: *follows*

*Grimm hops into a shop and buys a better Powerful Bomb*

S irain: you really love those bombs huh?

Grimm: "Yeah."

S irain: alright then

*Grimm buys a Nutcracker and a new Pure Nail*

S irain: ...

Grimm: "I'm ready."

S irain: alright let's go

*Grimm jumps into the room, grabs the key and jumps back out without getting hit*

S irain: *claps*

*Grimm runs over to a small structure with a glowing ring*

S irain: *follows*

*Grimm uses it to teleport somewhere else*

S irain: *teleports to Grimm*

*Grimm is in front of a locked door*

S irain: ?

*Grimm puts the key into the lock and the door opens, revealing a tall room with an elevator*

S irain: jeez how many elevators are there?

Grimm: "How much Gold do you have?"

S irain: *summons portal making a bunch of gold fall through* a bit