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((do I have to have done some of your past RPs to do this one?))

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Illy: "Reapy. Help. I tried making a clone, to see what would happen. And this thing is here."

Illy Clone: There was a more feral version of Illy, with her mouth and sharp teeth always visible. "Ah, shut it. So, what is that?" She slowly stepped over to Spirit, licking her lips.

"My bad."
*It evaporates.*

"But what was it?",

"Good question."

"Tell me."

"I would, but I have no clue."

"Well, anyways, now you know how I'm here, so that's nice, mother."

"Grand."

'Yep..."

"..."

"And there's also a chance we might raise a family."

"..."
"Hewwo?"

Illy: "Reapy, I said help."

Illy Clone: "Hello, morsel." She leaned into Spirit's face.

"I don't know how to help."
"NO. NO EAT ME!"

Illy Clone: She laughed manically, slowly leaning in and...licked..Spirit's face.

Illy: "Can't you do anything?"

"?"
"Fine. Fine."
*Reaper summons a dark tendril and spears right through the clone.*

Illy: "Geez-! Wait, since she's a clone of me, and I can't die...does that also make her...",

"?"

Illy: "Does that make her immortal as well?"

"Maybe."

Illy: "I don't feel like sticking around to find out."

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"F**king same."

"Same."

Illy: "Wanna go?",

"Excuse me?"

Illy: "Like, leave?"

"OOOOOOOOOOH. Hell yeah."

Illy: "Good, let's g-" She turned around, instantly seeing her parents looming above her.

Nati: "Hello, daughter."

Illy: "M-Mom? Dad?"

Illum: "Nakashi doo teecha."

Nati: "Your father says greetings as well, and to greetings to Reaper." She pointed at Reaper.

"Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope."

Nati: "Be not afraid." She stepped over to him. "I am Nati, mother of Illum Nati."

Illum: "Oota Kansita Illum."

Nati: "And my loving husband here is Illum, father of Illum Nati."

"...Ah."
*quietly, so only he can hear himself.*
"How does she f**king eat?"

Nati: "I am a goddess, I do not have such mortal restrictions such as a need to eat."

"..."

Illy: "I mean...highly unlikely, since you despise me, and most of the people I meet do as well.",

"..."

Illy: She sighed sadly.

"......."

Illy: "I'm gonna be alone..."

*Reaper pats Illy's head with a tendril that resembles a hand.*
"Ow."

Illy: She continued to frown. "Your pity doesn't help. You hate me too."

"What a kind way of saying, 'In the nicest way possible, frick you.''

Illy: "You hate me, everyone I love hates me."

"How?''

Nati: "I am immortal, but at a point far greater than my daughter's."

Illum: "Eekstroovh gravstiv."

Nati: "My husband says he is a mortal, and does have to eat."

"...Poor thing."

Nati: She suddenly seemed enraged, yet spoke calmly. "Do you, speak not seriously of my husband?"

"I expected this outcome."

Nati: "I'll let you know...he could murder you, in the most brutal way possible. I've seen alternate timelines with you ending up that way, you know."

Illum put a hand on Nati's shoulder, calming her down.

Nati: "I've seen alternate time lines where you end up with my daughter, and have an amazing family, you know. This timeline might be one of them, who knows."

"........................................................................................."

Nati: She laughed. "Oh, Illy. I remember when we had her. It was the best moment of my life."

Illum: "Kathaani Oocha Senthi."

Nati: "I know that moment lasted 10 minutes, and was at midnight in our bedroom, but I loved it."

Illy: "Mom!" She ran to try to cover Reaper's ears, but it was too late.

*Reaper throws up a sort of black goo.*

Illy: She stepped in it on accident "Ew, what's this-"