i just made three whole entire roasts in this image please upvote this

so i was trying to joke around as i was sitting on a bench outside and this fat lady comes up i say whats your phone number so she sits down and she sat; on my iphone making it an ipad and as shes telling me her phone number im typing it into my ¨ipad¨ and she goes what are you doing i say im typing in your phone; NUMBER SHE SAYS IM SAYING MY WEIGHT NUMBER NOT MY PHONE NUMBER I SAY WELL I SAID PHONE NUMBER YOU NEED A HEARING TEST; SHE SAYS WHY THE HECK DO I NEED A HAIRY CHEST