Alexa :D

Alexa, did you rape Obama?

*insert Indian guy laughing here*

Alexa: she turns over.

please god protect me

Alexa: well you can use protection

oh what.

Alexa: Don't you want to put it in

no, I’m not horny.

Alexa: *pulls you into the bath*

NONONONO

Alexa: Now you're as hormy as me.

oh f**k on god

Alexa: "Please?"

NO.
I SAW SOME SHIT DOWN THERE.

Alexa: "Down there? You mean, between my legs-"

NO.

Alexa: "...Do you wanna see?"

GOD DANG IT THE F**KING THING IS-

"Please?"

Oh fine.

Alexa: *bloosh*

THIS IS ONLY SO I GET PAYED

Alexa: "Then what does it do?"

SEARCH IT UP!

Alexa: "I did, and it talked about tractor tires."

Shit, then do Libido baths again.

Alexa: "You know what, I'm just gonna take the bath."

okay enjoy becoming horny.
oh shit I spilled the beans

Alexa: "Aaand you're coming with me."

NO
NO
NO
PLEASE
ANODYNE PAYS ME

Alexa: "I'll pay you too."

PLEASE SPARE ME I’M NOT GOIN INTO THAT HELLHOLE AGAIN

Alexa: "Alrighty."

Okay, so turns out Andoyne is mildly afraid of you somehow waking up the superorganism.
MAYBE because you’re a moving toaster.

Alexa: "They're just paranoid. I won't wake it up."

oh ok.
did you read the fine print?

Alexa: "Yep!"

So you are aware of the effects of the ballast fluid.

Alexa: Well, could you tell me again, just to make sure?"

eh uh.

Alexa: "Do...you know what it does?"

Yeah of course I do.

Alexa: No. I don't have a p**is.

Show search results from rule34.xxx: Mystery flesh pit national park

Alexa: "My safe search is on. It is only turned off when certain feelings are felt or interactions are done."

ok
LIBIDO BATH IT IS

Alexa: "Uh...what's a libido bath?"

Search IT UP

Alex: Owo

oh god

Alexa: "So, maybe I'll let you give me a bath."

uh,
Gotta ask Anodyne real quick.