Not this person agreeing with me-

Me, who just has Dream be like: KILL ME whenever Cross is around in my version of Cream: Why am I imagining the CPR x Misery thing for my Cream ship???

yeh-

My Dream is actually manipulative in a way-
I d f k how to explain-

My Cross: I SAVE DI- BY GIVING IT CPR
My Dream: I AM IN MISERY~

My Au:

Error: Iiiii~ am In miseryyy
Dream: REESE'S PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!
Nightmare: I SAVE D- BY GIVIN CPR, LETS MAKE P- AND WATCH IT ON VCRRR
Cross: APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH FUR-

Irl me: Im deleting y'all-

My Cross: LETS MAKE POR- AND WATCH IN VCR~
My Dream: AND THERE'S NO ONE WHO CAN COMFORT ME~
My Noot: ZANKYOU. *INSERT ZANKYOU SANKA PLAYING*

Irl me: hey cross, Send me a copy of The Vid-

Star: n o -

My Ink: SUSUMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everyone else minus Dream: You're late, ink.

Irl me: *takes out a rifle* I need that copy-

Star: we are not doing this sh- again-

(Susu- .....PISS-)

wut-

just-
su su- Means Piss in Hindi-

Ohok-

this is how to not have a ship war

yeah