Right before the first Covid lockdown my friend ran into class with a banana (they give then out before state testing because it’s a 4 hour test and we don’t get breakfast) and it was the straightest f**king banana
So I blurted out
“ALL IT NEEDS IS A VIBRATOR”
and I was immediately pulled aside and our teacher was like “oh yeah finally I have a reason to bitch about you to mr.[redacted] and get you in trouble”
She never got the chance though :)
