BOOK 3: WE’RE STILL UNDERGROUND, EXCEPT WE AREN’T. NOW WE’RE OUTSIDE. OH LOOK, A FLYING PRINCE! I JUST CUT OPEN A MOUNTAIN! NOW THE PRINCE WANTS TO MARRY ME. BUT WAIT, MORE DARKNESS! THE PRINCE IS NOW A SHADOW DEMON! WE ARE FLYING AWAY NOW. WE NEED TO FIND THE FIRE BIRD! WAIT, NO, WE NEED TO FIND THE RANDOM GUY THAT I’VE KNOWN MY WHOLE LIFE. NOW THERE ISN’T SOUND! AND A LOT OF DARKNESS! NOW THE DARKNESS IS DEAD, BUT THE GUY IS ALSO DEAD! NOW HE ISN’T DEAD, BUT I’M NOT A SUN PERSON ANYMORE. BUT NOW A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE!
THE END. SHADOW AND BONE IN A NUTSHELL; BOOK 1: OOH, THE SUN IS COOL. OH NO, DARKNESS. WE NEED THE ANCIENT STAG! OH NO, WE FOUND IT BUT NOW I’M EVIL. WAIT, NO I’M NOT. NOW I’M LEAVING. BOOK 2: OH NO, DARKNESS AGAIN, BUT NOW THERE’S MORE AND IT’S EATING ME. NOW WE NEED TO FIND THE SEA DRAGON. THERE IS IS! WAIT, NOW THERE’S PIRATES. AND THEY CAN FLY. AND THE CAPTAIN IS A PRINCE. NOW I’M THE GRISHA QUEEN. WAIT, NOW THERE’S MORE DARKNESS, THEREFORE, I MUST BE A GOD. OK, NOW I’M GOING UNDERGROUND
