I only managed to splatter Legend twice

Your skill is that of a level 50 player. It's unlike anything I've seen for a level 5. I underestimated you before I got my guard up. You have talent. Talent that took me 60 levels to master.

Thanks, I played the entire Hero mode campaign when starting to get some practice in, I decided to main a roller (not just because I used it a lot in SSBU) but also because of my love for melee, I can see you love the clear dapple dualies

I used to main the Kensa 52 Gal, but I stopped because I need to be able to dodge easily. I'm always the fastest, no one can touch me at full speed. My hand-eye coordination allows me to easily evade attacks, along with being able to quickly scope out a weapon's weak points and strong points so I can counter them.

For example, if I'm up against a tri-slosher, I have no time to think. I dodge around to buy me some time, then I scope out the weak point (the side shots are very ineffective) and use that to my advantage. I side-dodge and splat them from behind, because you can only turn so fast.

For your Carbon Roller, the weak spot is it has a 2-hit kill for rolling. I know I can survive facing you head-on. If you use the vertical swing, I know to dodge to the side then splat you head-on.

I use the Dapple Dualies for the amazing speed and mobility. Any slow weapon (Dynamo Roller, 96 Gal, Tenta Brella) I am TRASH at.

Dapple dualies only have one weakness: The split-second gap between dodges. If you learn to use that to your advantage, you can take me down. But I'm NO easy opponent. Just saying, when I go full Japanese sweat, you're dead.

Whoa, Well, I got some news, I'm level 10 so I'm able to get the Carbon roller deco, I have already came up with a combo, I just need to buy it now and also you have a big history for Sploon 2 weapons

I study both the average player and the weapon tactics. But my friend Ch3rry...he may be level 46, but he can predict EVERY move you make. I've only beat him like, 5 battles out of 20. He's INSANELY GOOD. He doesn't allow his weak points to be exploited.

Hmm, I would love to challenge him
(And probably get destroyed)

If I get destroyed by him, ME, A demi-god at splatoon, then you are screwed.

Yeah, I also had a tough time against Dontreadme, but I wasn't at my best because I was pressured because I had 15 minutes left on switch

My match against you was just a casual thing. Imagine a full-on battle for me.

Full-on battle described in one phrase: IM FAST AS F**K BOI

Basically, I'd be like: OH FUUUUUUUU

Me be like: SAY GOODNIGHT