Make me blush

alright ive got one. hey baby i lost my number, can i have yours? haha, just kidding. i need your phone your wallet and keys, lets go, cmon hand em over, dont try to be a hero.

Hot damn 100%

Im just built different lol

EXACTLY. also i beat your boyfriend i think? in percentage so he can suck it lessgghooo! (i am most obviously joking)

U did lol

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Also the person im dating is a they lol

oh! do you use "voidfriend" i found that that exists for enbies dating someone.

?

instead of girlfreind/boyfriend of which the person you are dating is NOT. voidfriend. as in null and void. (i hope im not offending)

Ohh i get. I just call them my partner lol

some enby's find that term offensive (but very few). most go by "partner" since that's technically genderless

please dont rob me! ive got another one! hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven,, because you may be entitled to financial compensation.

10%

damn. but im getting these from a youtuber named jackfilms so yeah. hes really funny. one more: hey baby, are you my pacekeeper? because whenever you leave my heart hurts.

5% lol

what. this is biased. fine. one more. (im not serious lmao) are you an amazing gay romance graphic novel by alice oseman. because youre a heartstopper. i have little to no romantic experience and am a classic bisexual.

DUDE I F**KING LOVE THAT BOOK

U called me…gay
1000000%

lmao lesggoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

lots of o"s

For ever o i am gay

lol. you know those memes about bisexuals, that they cant sitt properly in a chair? that we use awkward thumbs up or finger guns? 100% me.

Bro wanna, like, get involved in PG actions such as evening into an R rated movie at 2 in the morning after managing to sneak out?

Lol 45

Understandable

I would do this with any of my friends but you are my child so no

ok father

your cute

90%

love you

(:

i got a 90 yessssssssssssssss

I automaticity get something over 50

yeah bc we are dating silly

Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

100

Yes