no erp

da-
da-
dad?
is that you?

me: huh im not ur dad im only 17

dam dad you didn't age well

wait what when did i have a kid before adulthood

you had a kid when you banged mom at the age of 12
my birthdays actually coming up dad

????????????

how r u my kid

well when a mommy and daddy love each other very much......

i know that bit but who is ur mother?

we don't talk about mum

then i cant remember who u r

well fine
mum was a sex slave for a big bussiness man
one day he caught wind that she was having kids all over the place
well he wouldn't stand for that
so he made sure she couldn't work in that field again

oh but never ordered a sex slave

yo a hooman ima dino hope he wont mind if i just *sits next to him*

*notices and activates stand*

! ...........??????????

*turns into carnage*

i wonder if this is a passive tame?

? *turns back* :P

ORA!

!

*stand rushes dino*

*running down hall*

*stand grabs ur tail*

doesnt try anything* *scared boi*

T~T

slowly backing away*

*lets go of ur tail and holds u like a baby using stand*

?

who wants a treat *holds out raw meat*

:3 *eats it*

*holds out more*

* C O N S U M E S*

ur friend now *stand puts leash on u and gives it to me and fades back into my bodie*

is that a good thing or am i like ur pet/friend

dont worrie about it *hands u more meat

ok.........ima guy aswell wait what gender are you??

are you like male and female

confused*

im a guy with hidden abilities

*virtual kiss*

*kiss back*

*blushes*

*smiles* hey there

i know i shouldn't be texting you in school,but i just couldn't help myself,it was just too hard to only think about you!

i know it is just get ur shit done ok

got it,see u tonight babe! *virtual smile and kiss*

*smacks butt* go have fun

ok babe,see you soon! *virtual kiss*

ill be here

and i'm glad u will! *virtual smile*