Hans get the luger

QUICK QUICK QUICK!!! GET. THE. L U G E R!!!!!!!!!!?!!! WHERE IS IT???! WE NEED THE
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Bro, to who are you talking to? Hans is not here.

Wow. i am confused, are in war?

YES WE ARE IN LUGER WARS TWO THE RETURN OF THE RETRO WOWIENESS

Hans: Here is the luger.

Good ending

L... Lu- LUGER...? 😖

Hans, get the schlob... Hams... (Steamed hams!) Hello my name is Welcome... W E L C O M E... Hams get th- What? What is going on? Get... The cat is so... Portugese...

Dementia ending

‘‚:0 What is that over there? A weapon? Looks like a- LUGER!

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Sorry sir! But we have no lugers!

We SEARCHING for LUGER with this one!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

I am not Hans.

Here's the luger.

Soldier: Hans, get the luger.
Hans: On my way!
Soldier: Good, we have to get prepared. The war has stareted.
Captian: EVERONE GET IN POSITIONS! WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT!

Luger? Just use shotgun!

We're out of lugers!

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM WITH LUGERS

You already have it, just eqiup it.

I... Am luger

Sir, this is McDonald's, we don't sell lugers here.

Yeh yeeee boy

>:) we feeling the specific feeling about lugers

Wait, we got the L U G E R ? M U S H R O O M L U G E R???!

WE ARE SHOOTING SPORES!!!! :O

We doing the UNEXPECTED 𝗟 𝗨 𝗚 𝗘 𝗥 𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗞
BUT HIW WE DO IR IS REAL QUESTION BOY AW MAN

IDK THEN LETS TO THE IDK LUGER ATTACK YESEY YOYOHOHOHAYOYAYO

Idk LUGER ATTACK WOWIOWOWOWOWIEIS TO TALK GLOBALLY TO SO SÚ TO TALK

Ruok?

No

(are you ok?

You 𝕎𝕙𝕠𝕥

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