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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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yes, also did you know that Santiana is a well-known shanty – sometimes known as ‘Plains of Mexico’ due to the line being used repeatedly throughout. But few people actually know what the lyrics mean. We’re going to change that. Get ready to learn all about Santiana.

We’ll dig into the history of the song, break down the lyrics, and share our favourite versions of the shanty. If you’re familiar with the tune and fancy singing it, check out our instrumental karaoke version of Santiana.

Santiana is a shanty that shows just how much lyrics can change over time. The lyrics are not historically accurate. It loosely discusses historical events but many events have been reinterpreted to make the song better.

There are several versions available and some of the lyrics are wildly different. This isn’t a surprise. Bored sailors travelling to different locations would get imaginative with the lyrics. Now, this evolution of the lyrics happens with every shanty. But it’s particularly noticeable with Santiana because we have proof of so many versions.

Depending on the version, it’s known by a variety of alternative names: Santy Anna, Santayana, Santiano, Santy Anno, etc. We prefer the lyrics from one of the early sources because it’s what we first heard and it’s stuck.

So who or what is Santiana? It’s a person. The Mexican politician and General Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón. That’s a bit of a mouthful so he was commonly known as ‘Santa Anna’. His name has been contracted from ‘Santa Anna’ into ‘Santiana’.

The lyrics discuss skirmishes between the armies of Mexico and the US. We’ve already introduced Santa Anna as the General of Mexico’s army. The US army was led by Zachary Taylor. Interestingly both of these men went on to become the president of their respective countries. We’ll discuss the particulars as they’re mentioned in the lyrics.

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