u say

This needs to be NSFW...

Ok. Be that way. But if you got R rated swears you gotta mark it NSFW.

When I'm at work I'm too busy. Too busy to look at memes. Werking HARD if you know what I mean.
Guess where my work is? That's right. Your moms house.

That explains why the house was such a craphole. No idea who nailed me then. Oh well.
Gotta get back to work. This job's don't gonna dew itself.

Nah. I'll be driving towards the explosion. Watching them nukes fall and waiting for my skin to melt. Good tymes.