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I see no god up here, other than me

lol

slyveon after seeing it’s copypasta

don’t ban me for what I’m about to say

Help me gumpy I f**ked up. I was jerking off to my Sylveon plushie and decided to put it in the microwave but I left it in too long and burned the jizz and the plushie. Now the whole house f**king stinks and when my parents come home tomorrow from vacation they are going to know I microwaved my jizz again. Last time this happened I had to go to counseling and I gained like 50 lbs. I really don't want to go back on medicine. How the f**k do I get rid of the smell it is in the carpets and sofa. It smells like burned hair and plastic.

Bruh why do you leave it in the microwave you know better

that’s the slyveon copypasta

there's also an explanation about why slyveon is good for sex and it makes sense

Bruh you literally put it in the microwave. don't be a dumbass

rate drip

8/10

Do you know what Anodyne is?

no

Anodyne Incorporated is the corporation that decided shoving tourists down the Mystery Flesh pit’s throat was a good idea

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