no erp any ocs but joke ocs and no killing him

Nok: "Hello!"

should i be worried

Nok: "No. I use it every couple days to see my friend."

grunt: ok this is oddly fine

Nok: "My friend is Shawnø, a pitch-black demon with no eyes or nose, and a sharp, bloody smile that he always has on his face."

grunt: lovely *gets in a random car*

Nok: "Where are you going?"

grunt: i don't know likley into the wall

*Nok shoots the wall with a black laser*
Nok: "What wall?"

grunt: the candy store

Nok: "Okay!"

grunt: oh

Nok: "That smile is my friend."

grunt: i know

Nok: "Have I informed you that his name is Shawnø?"

grunt: yup

Nok: "Oh, yeah."

grunt: *intense sweating*

Nok: "Shawnø's not gonna hurt you, unless you hurt him."

grunt: eeee sounds good

Nok: "He is very quick, though."

grunt: greetings

Nok: "Are you a criminal like I am?"

grunt: i prefer outcast but yes

Nok: "Have you ever heard the name 'Nok'?"

grunt: once yeah

Nok: "You know, the greatest criminal of all time?"

grunt:... oh yeah

Nok: "I'm that guy!"

grunt: .... ohhhhhhhh so what are you doing out here

((you're supposed to reply to one of my replies or comments so that I get notified))

i won't let me for some reason idk why tho)

Nok: "Well, I've never been arrested AND sent to prison before. I just walk around."

((just reply to my first comment))

grunt: ah ok

grunt: this is fine

*Nok's head hits the ceiling*
*the doors open to a pitch black room with no light switches in sight*

grunt: er ok just a little dark

*Nok walks into the darkness and looks around*

grunt: follows

*Nok seems to disappear into the darkness*

grunt: lovley

*a blood red smile appears in the darkness*

grunt:pulls out flame thrower and points it at himself

*Nok reappears and shoots the flamethrower out of Grunt's hand*

grunt:now im scared

Nok: "I commit murder all the time. It's a day-to-day thing I just enjoy."

grunt: oh well ok

Nok: "I also commit arson. What year is it?"

grunt: 2322

Nok: "I don't see any police blimps anywhere. I know that they exist. I really wanna blow one up."

grunt: a wa ha wa now

Nok: "I've seen one myself. I saw one in 2237. I'm actually a time traveler, and I just wanted to see the world in about 100 years. I can also do this!"
*Nok opens a portal to a blood red landscape*

grunt: oh dear god

Nok: "This is a portal to Hell!"

grunt: oh lord

*Nok walks into the tower*
Nok: "Cars aren't allowed inside."

oh *kicks car

*Nok grabs the car and throws it back into the portal*
Nok: "Come on. Let's get into the elevator."

ok *gets in the elevator*

*Nok walks in and presses a button for floor 73*

grunt: 73 my favorite number

Nok: "Nice."
*the elevator doors close as the elevator begins rising*

grunt: ... nice elevator

*the elevator rockets upwards and suddenly stops*

grunt: so uh

Nok: "If I were here to do something, I would have done so already."
*a police car starts driving towards Nok at max speed*

grunt: you mean run from that

Nok: "Run from what?"

grunt: *points at the police car* "that"

Nok: "Why?"
*Nok stops the car by grabbing the front of it*

grunt: now ive seen every thing

Nok: "How about this?"
*Nok throws the car into a forest and it explodes*

grunt: that ive seen *flash backs when he threw a car into a wall with a forkilft*

*Nok pulls out a bloody machine gun and shoots a random person*

*totally does not drive into hell*

Nok: "Why do these people always want to go into the portal?"

grunt: into the fiery abyss i go

Nok: "You FUC- fudge-ING IDIOT! YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED!"

grunt: but im already dead we

Nok: "Oh. Wait, follow me!"

oh ok *comes back and proceeds to follow*

*Nok starts running towards an extremely tall tower*

weee so why there in fact what is there

Nok: "My friend."