Meri FnF rp reel guys

Weegee: Man, that 24 hour staring contest with that purple crown thing was intense...

Meri: Whaaaa???

Weegee: Oh? What do we have here?

Meri: h i my name Meri im Ron's number 1 fan and only Fangirl!! am looking for him so we can be together forever!!!!1

Weegee: ...That's the stupidest thing I've heard since "catgender".

Meri: what is a "catgender" ?

Weegee: ...You don't want to know.

Meri: o Kay 😁

Weegee: Anyway, I think I know where your folder man went.

Meri: *GASSSSSP* where?!?!!;?;!;!;!!1!@

Weegee: Beat me in a rap battle and I'll tell you.

Meri: o k a y 😁

(helo)

(im died)

(gold reference???????????)

(🤯)

(Weegee and Meri sing https://youtu.be/DThAhPwxdjc. During the "dear pesky plumbers" thing, he looks like Luigi in Hotel Mario.)

Meri: tell me w here Ron is rn or i will attach car batteries to your balls 😁

Weegee: Up your ass, that's where.

Meri: oh shit fr? 😳

Weegee: No, idiot.

Meri:

Weegee: Sing again or I'll break your spine.

Meri: 102.91.9.010

Weegee: IP: 156.33.241.5
N: 43.7462
W: 12.4893
IPv6: fe80

*Nok shoves a corpse into a random van, trying to hide it*

Loogie: you look like my brother i'm going to blow your shit conchesumadre

Meri: what????

Loogie: you look like mario f**k you c**t

Meri: i am living inside your walls

Loogie: 102.91.9.010

Milk: hey shawty looking nice in the club

Meri: stfu am looking for folder man

Milk: please I'm like a 10,000 year old virgin anyways you mean that Ron weasley dude

Meri: ye!!!! :D wait huh

Milk: yes I'm a 10,000 year virgin its sad anyways I'll help you find him

Meri: Epico moment, ty

Milk: *spins around while the helicopter music plays* he's not here

Meri:

Milk: maybe if we make out he'll come

Meri: no f**k you

Milk: *kisses you* stfu

Rondu: helo, you look like me

Meri: i see. . . why are you here?¿

Udnor: .....uhhhhhhhhhhj
Blobda: hmmmmmmmmmmk

Meri: understood. have a good day

*Blobda and Udnor fade away*
Rondu: :1

Meri: OMG RON!!!!!! HIIIII!!!!!!!!

Rondu: wat...?

Meri: you are Ron, right????

Rondu: well, yeah...?

Meri: great!!! im Meri, your number one Fangirl!! and probably the only one ever!!1!!!

Rondu: :|
Uhh... Thanks...?

Meri: so like wanna go grab some soft tacos????

Rondu: Su-
Blobda: NO, SHE'S AN IMPOSTER!!!!

Meri: woah!!! who are you guys???

Blobda: Blobda
Udnor: Udnor