If you shove me where the sun doesn't shine i will-

*grabs jar*

I can't fit in it lmao bc i'm too tall

i wasnt gonna do that

i was gonna beat the doll with the jar

Weak

YEET

WHEEEEEEE I'M FLYING

blackmail

Whats black mail

the action, treated as a criminal offence, of demanding payment or another benefit from someone in return for not revealing compromising or damaging information about them.

POCKET SAND

Why am i inside a pants pocket

no i throw the pocket sand in the doll’s face

*throws mud at you*

i’m in f**kin wisconsin dude

*laughs in southern US*

oh wait there’s mud speeding towards us
but it’s still in texas
it’s gonna take a while

Actually i'm in Alabama and i'm a pretty mean yeeter

shiiit
okay