A COP TO ME AFTER HE STOPS ME FOR A TICKY TACKY REASON WHERE HE'D HAVE TO STOP ESSENTIALLY EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD TO NOT HAVE DOUBLE STANDARDS AND WHEN I'M ONLY ONE STATE OVER FROM WHERE I LIVE:
OK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SO FAR FROM HOME? ME TO THAT COP:
AS A FREE MAN IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY, I AM ALLOWED TO TRAVEL. I'M HERE BECAUSE I CAN BE, I'M ALLOWED TO BE, AND I WANT TO BE. NO FURTHER COMMENT.
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