HAVE YOU EVER PUT BUTTER ON A POPTART? ITS SO FRICKIN GOOD. HAVE YOU EVER PUT BUTTER ON A POPTART? IF YOU HAVENT THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD. I WAS SITTIN IN THE KITCHEN ONE DAY AND I WAS ITCHIN TO FILL UP MY BELLY WITH THE PIPIN HOT JELLY OF THE BEST DAMN TREAT IN THE WORLD (HE’S TALKING POPTARTS!) AND I SAW A STICK OF BUTTER AND IT ALMOST MADE ME SHUDDER AND SCREAM LIKE A BABY GIRL. I DONT WANT A GIANT P**IS OR A ROCKET TRIP TO VENUS I DONT WANNA WIN THE LOTTERY. I JUST WANNA SQUAT AND GOOBLE TIL IM DIZZY AND I WOBBLE IN A BUTTER FRUIT AND DOUGH TART CREAM. SO, I PUT BUTTER ON A POPTART, IT WAS SO FRICKIN GOOD. HAVE YOU EVER PUT BUTTER ON A POPTART? IF YOU HAVEN’T THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD