Well this took too long

You decide to play a game on your phone; You play Kick the Buddy to relieve your stress; You get an ad picking a weapon; It’s of your least favorite game; It’s unskippable and an hour long; It shows a black screen when it finishes; You restart the game; Somehow, another ad that’s a year long pops up the second you start again; You are too stupid to actually spend that long so you close the application and leave it for 3 hours so it restarts; You come back to the app to see that the ad is still on; You can’t close the application; Waiting for the ad to end is the only choice you have; It is now a permanent ad instead of an hour; You break your phone to relieve your stress; That was your only phone; You hear a bunch of ringtones from around your house; They get closer and closer; A bunch of evil phones fly around your living room and right into your bedroom; You defeat them all; It’s time to yell at Playgendary! You run to their company; You successfully arrive and scream in their faces to fix their crashing ads; They understand!!!! that you are the stupidest person alive…; But they still fixed their ads because you pushed them to. And they also fix your phone!!! You turn on your phone, it works, you open the app, the ad is gone and you can now play Kick the Buddy without another crappy ad in your life, only your favorites!