the most normal normal roleplay ever in normal normal person history

so yeah. that's my application

me: hello normal person! your name will be dave! i am named bob! would you like to purchase stocks on wall street?

hi fellow normal person, yes I would like to do normal stuff such as purchasing stocks on wall street

exellent! than we shall purchase stocks on wall street, and after a long day of work, become intoxicated at our local bar.

Very well

*later* WeLl dAvE, I aM moSt IntOxiCAted.

wE aRe bOtH vErY iNtOxIcAtEd, lEtS hEaD bAcK tO oUr hOmE sHaLl wE

As I hAvE No AlTiErIoR WaY To GeT HOme, i WiLl rEsOrt To My CaR FoR TrAnSpORt

gReaT iDeA mY fRieNd

*skrrreeee* CRUUSH! DaVe? DAVE! DAAAVVVEE! *fades to dont drink and drive message* a message from the goverment of canada.

when achohol is involved there IS no good ending.

Yes indeed

good rp dude.

lmao thx, its like my first rp ever on the internet

my second.

“Hello, Normal Person. Do you wish to do normal human things and go eat Subway?” I ask, normally.

"Hi fellow normal person, yes I want to do normal human things and go find something to eat in Subway" he responded like a normal person

“Thank you fellow normal person.” I respond, normally.

Cade: hey there, dude. Wanna grab chick-fil-a with me?

"Hello random normal person, yes indeed I want to do normal stuff and grab a normal chick fil a with a fellow normal human person"

Normal Person: Im normal

nice

Normal Person: wanna go to a normal fast food place?

me: "Oh, hi, normal person!"

BAHAHAHAHAHA-
im weird, not normal

F

have a horrible day c:

thanks, you too

Normal person - *talks in normal person*

He said normal people

Lmfao what did he commented

Some strange alien animal creature lmfao

Bruv

Being normal isn’t a very difficult conept