Bruh

His snoring is louder than my irl dad's snoring and i can hear it all the way from where i'm at (it surprisingly doesn't sound like a 2009 Chevy Corvette)

LMAO

I might have more female friends than male ones- 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Oh?

Everyone is asking for some "female companions" and almost dont get them

Meanwhile me just showing kindness to everyone and i end up with lots of bitches in return (except they're way better than bitches)