-sponge

so was i, get over it

LMAO
wait wha-

yeah
how did you think you came into existence

Then where did daddy go mom 😢

i shot him point blank in the face after he told me i couldn’t have a strawberry

DADDY CAN GO TO HELL

he is in hell
i made sure of it

Good
now can we get a new daddy

idk nobody wants to f**k me

daddy came back from hell and f**ked his child

daddy is 24 f**king years old
oh god we gotta get out of here

NOOO
WE CAN'T DIE AND JOIN DADDY

*we land on top on the car carrying his body in the procession, completely unharmed*
oh yeah i forgot his funeral was today

Mommy why are the police chasing us

no they’re chasing that guy

THEN WHY TF AM I PREGNANT

HE GOT YOU PREGGERS BEFORE I KILLE-
*crashes into the barrier thing and the car flies off the bridge*

which guy
is the guy our new daddy

no the police just killed him

can't we just kill daddy again-

DADDY IS ALREADY F**KING DEAD

all our daddies are dead
hey get a sugar daddy

i don’t like wrinkly old dicks with grey pubes

mommy left me like daddy-

no what the
you’re in the backseat

but we need a daddy

alright whatever
*sneaks out of car with you in my hands and walks to a nearby gas station*

is daddy a pedophile?

*already on the interstate*

Wai- what about daddy's funeral-

i don’t like him anymore
we need to go hitchhiking

but
he was daddy

and now his dead body is everywhere

shit
we blew up daddy

wait a minute
IT’S NOT 2004
IT’S 2010

okay
but I'm a baby
I'm broke

wait if I'm a baby why am I pregnant-

that was not a mistake, it was like “i don’t know, why are you pregnant?”

i don’t know why are you pregnant

WAIT
THEN HOW OLD AM I
AND HOW LONG HAS DADDY BEEN BLOWN UP

um
idk lol

idk
but you're officially my mom now
imgflip mother confirmed

oh
anyways we have to buy the new hawthorne heights album

can we go bacc to 2004
we lost our car back there

we weren’t even in 2004 i forgot we were in 2010

wait
then daddy died 6 years ago
and I'm 6
and you're 22

h u h

no he didn’t he died this year

but I want another mommy 😢

how are you even talking you’re a baby
why do i have a baby i’m 16

how about a mommy then?

it’s 2004 so that’s quite controversial