SIR, THERE IS A BOOK THAT WE ARE LETTING OUR KIDS READ THAT HAS DEMONS, S#X, CANNIBALISM, HATE PROMOTION, AND OVERALL STUFF THAT A KID SHOULDN'T BE LEARNING ABOUT; THAT'S TERRIBLE. WE SHOULD GET RID OF THAT BOOK. LIBTARD! SO, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE BOOK I WAS TALKING ABOUT WAS THE BIBLE?